Where did all the Longhorns Go? The Lyrical Post-Draft Breakdown

Where did all the Longhorns Go?

 

Sung to the tune of Paula Cole’s “Where have all the Cowboys Gone.”

 

 

 

Oh NFL Draft ready in your burnt orange jersey

 

Why don’t we go sit down on the couch

 

Been four great years on campus

 

It’s time to use your skills,

 

At the next level no doubt

 

They are leaving Texas but Mack will keep it real

 

Where is my Keenan Robinson

Where is my Manny Acho

Where is my Kheeston Randall

Where did all the Longhorns go

 

The ‘Skins said give me Keenan in the 4th round

 

Acho is a Brown in the sixth

 

Kheeston Randall has the honor

 

Of playing for the ‘fins

 

after being drafted in the seventh

 

Those were all the Longhorns selected in the draft

 

Where is my Keenan Robinson

Where is my Manny Acho

Where is my Kheeston Randall

Where did all the Longhorns go

 

I am waiting for our other guys

 

to to sign… to to sign with NFL Teams

 

They are good guys

 

They are good guys

 

They are good guys

 

 

 

Snow signed with the Bills

 

Tucker with Ravens

 

Scott signed with Tennessee

 

Gideon landed a gig

 

With the Arizona Cardinals

 

To many people’s incredulity

 

That leaves only one guy, the Captain of our team

 

Where is my Keenan Robinson

Where is my Manny Acho

Where is my Kheeston Randall

Where did all the Longhorns go

 

Where is Captain America

 

Where is his NFL team

 

Where will he end up playing

 

Where have all the Longhorns gone

 

Where have all the Longhorns gone

 

Where have all the Longhorns gone