Where did all the Longhorns Go?
Sung to the tune of Paula Cole’s “Where have all the Cowboys Gone.”
Oh NFL Draft ready in your burnt orange jersey
Why don’t we go sit down on the couch
Been four great years on campus
It’s time to use your skills,
At the next level no doubt
They are leaving Texas but Mack will keep it real
The ‘Skins said give me Keenan in the 4th round
Acho is a Brown in the sixth
Kheeston Randall has the honor
Of playing for the ‘fins
after being drafted in the seventh
Those were all the Longhorns selected in the draft
I am waiting for our other guys
to to sign… to to sign with NFL Teams
They are good guys
They are good guys
They are good guys
Snow signed with the Bills
Tucker with Ravens
Scott signed with Tennessee
Gideon landed a gig
With the Arizona Cardinals
To many people’s incredulity
That leaves only one guy, the Captain of our team
Where is Captain America
Where is his NFL team
Where will he end up playing
Where have all the Longhorns gone
Where have all the Longhorns gone
Where have all the Longhorns gone