HAPPY HOUR is now fully commencing. Please refrain from dropping "pretzels / peanuts" on our floor. Thank U!
1. During his latest "press conference" Mack Brown, was lying in regards to hearing about "Patterson's" hire as per his "Twitter" account?
a. true
b. false
(I say "true" due to his complexion turning a deep red color. He looked as though he had just lost a game.)
2. The Texas "Longhorns" shall march into Morgantown, WV, and exalt "revenge" upon the Mountaineers, in lieu of last years excruciating loss at DKR in front of 102,000 UT faithful.
a. true
b. false
(I say "true" although, I am bit nervous in lieu of their lack of heart vs Kansas at DKR. Horns could become a bit intimidated at West Virginia.)
3. Nick roll/tide Saban, was lying to the media during his press conference, when asked about accusations regarding his agent Jimmie Sexton.
a. true
b. false
(I say "true" due to the simple fact that Saban was hereby so uncomfortable, that he uncharacteristically started "shucking & jiving" with a profound "smirk" upon his face.)
4. Steve Patterson, shall hereby adhere to the "old guard" of UT "good ole boy BMD's" and allow for Mack Brown to finish out his year in ambiguity, and venture forth upon 2014 with a new attitude vs mission.
a. true
b. false
(I say "false" due to the fact that Steve Patterson, hails from the "new school" of administrative diplomacy. For he certainly knows just what is at stake, and he certainly would not risk himself getting shot.)
5. Mack Brown, is going to allow for David Ash to take the helm of the Longhorn offense against Texas Tech, since he duly stated upon his lated press conference that "Ash shall be ready to commence to practice with the team next week".
a. true
b. false
(I say "false" due to the simple fact that David Ash just has not had enough time to start a "reconditioning" routine that shall allow for him to be able to take the helm of the offense by next week. Mack just keeps trying to throw the fans off his tail... in lieu of him not playing Swoopes against Kansas.)
6. University of Texas Longhorns, shall shock the nation, and "upset" the Baylor Bears in Waco. In what is not being touted as one of the biggest games of the season.
a. true
b. false
(I say "false" simply due to fact that unlike the outcome of the (Texas vs OU) game, the "horns" shall somehow strangely revert back to their 2012 form, and become intimidated vs lethargic, and somehow loose this in grand fashion to the dismay of Longhorn Nation.)
7. At the end of the gridiron season, Mack Brown is going take the grand initiative, and announce his resignation to Longhorn Nation, with all the class and dignity befitting his status has current Head Coach, as per the nations most premier football program.
a. true
b. false
(I say "false" due to the fact that Mack Brown has been shelling out quiet a few provocative and yet subtle nuances lately with the "old guard BMD's including his attorney Jamail. As you all are keenly aware, I have been begging Mack to "stay classy". But I sense that he is indeed a bit to spoiled / entitled to adhere to my wishes. Therefore, all hell is bout to break loose... Texas style.)
8. Nick roll/tide Saban, has just emerged through the "matrix" to become the next Head Coach of the Texas Longhorns.
a. true
b. false
(I say "false" simply due to the fact that the "University of Alabama" could never become a "Texas". But it is indeed a powerhouse. It is due to this simple fact, that their "fandom" shall indeed provide every advantage / accoutrement possible to ensure that their beloved head coach is indeed happy... just where he currently is... in good ole Tuscaloosa.)
please provide your answers to provided questions (1 thru 8 ) in your own fashion below. You shall be graded accordingly.... Thank U!
1. During his latest "press conference" Mack Brown, was lying in regards to hearing about "Patterson's" hire as per his "Twitter" account?
a. true
b. false
(I say "true" due to his complexion turning a deep red color. He looked as though he had just lost a game.)
2. The Texas "Longhorns" shall march into Morgantown, WV, and exalt "revenge" upon the Mountaineers, in lieu of last years excruciating loss at DKR in front of 102,000 UT faithful.
a. true
b. false
(I say "true" although, I am bit nervous in lieu of their lack of heart vs Kansas at DKR. Horns could become a bit intimidated at West Virginia.)
3. Nick roll/tide Saban, was lying to the media during his press conference, when asked about accusations regarding his agent Jimmie Sexton.
a. true
b. false
(I say "true" due to the simple fact that Saban was hereby so uncomfortable, that he uncharacteristically started "shucking & jiving" with a profound "smirk" upon his face.)
4. Steve Patterson, shall hereby adhere to the "old guard" of UT "good ole boy BMD's" and allow for Mack Brown to finish out his year in ambiguity, and venture forth upon 2014 with a new attitude vs mission.
a. true
b. false
(I say "false" due to the fact that Steve Patterson, hails from the "new school" of administrative diplomacy. For he certainly knows just what is at stake, and he certainly would not risk himself getting shot.)
5. Mack Brown, is going to allow for David Ash to take the helm of the Longhorn offense against Texas Tech, since he duly stated upon his lated press conference that "Ash shall be ready to commence to practice with the team next week".
a. true
b. false
(I say "false" due to the simple fact that David Ash just has not had enough time to start a "reconditioning" routine that shall allow for him to be able to take the helm of the offense by next week. Mack just keeps trying to throw the fans off his tail... in lieu of him not playing Swoopes against Kansas.)
6. University of Texas Longhorns, shall shock the nation, and "upset" the Baylor Bears in Waco. In what is not being touted as one of the biggest games of the season.
a. true
b. false
(I say "false" simply due to fact that unlike the outcome of the (Texas vs OU) game, the "horns" shall somehow strangely revert back to their 2012 form, and become intimidated vs lethargic, and somehow loose this in grand fashion to the dismay of Longhorn Nation.)
7. At the end of the gridiron season, Mack Brown is going take the grand initiative, and announce his resignation to Longhorn Nation, with all the class and dignity befitting his status has current Head Coach, as per the nations most premier football program.
a. true
b. false
(I say "false" due to the fact that Mack Brown has been shelling out quiet a few provocative and yet subtle nuances lately with the "old guard BMD's including his attorney Jamail. As you all are keenly aware, I have been begging Mack to "stay classy". But I sense that he is indeed a bit to spoiled / entitled to adhere to my wishes. Therefore, all hell is bout to break loose... Texas style.)
8. Nick roll/tide Saban, has just emerged through the "matrix" to become the next Head Coach of the Texas Longhorns.
a. true
b. false
(I say "false" simply due to the fact that the "University of Alabama" could never become a "Texas". But it is indeed a powerhouse. It is due to this simple fact, that their "fandom" shall indeed provide every advantage / accoutrement possible to ensure that their beloved head coach is indeed happy... just where he currently is... in good ole Tuscaloosa.)
please provide your answers to provided questions (1 thru 8 ) in your own fashion below. You shall be graded accordingly.... Thank U!
