Top 10 Things to Talk About During Dead Period

[Sirhornsalot]

You can add your own. I'll start it off . . . . 

10. Will "rat bastard" become this board's official insult phrase?

9. If you answer to 10 in the affirmative, next question is "odds on Bear not getting credit for it?"

8. Were there any girls romancing each other at the pool party?

7. Who else feels they missed out for not getting to lecture Seahorn before he got married?

6. Is DCTF on the magazine racks yet?

And you own . . . ?

 

[MikeV73]

When do the official Hornsports Rat Bastard T-shirts go on sale?

 

[Daniel Seahorn]

I'm all for reviving the thread for the pre-wedding day lectures for those who missed out. Just needs to be amended to marriage advice now that I've taken the plunge lol.

 

[Bear19]

5. Will Hornsports have another tailgate?

5b. Will I be invited?

 

[Big Daddy Cane]

4. Will Juan Grande ever come back?

3. Over/under on safeties tha aren't really safeties recruited by this staff?

 

[UTfish]

#10. Absolutely!

#9. Million to one RBB19 gets full credit.

#8. Hmmm...

#7. Too late, he's toast.

#6. ???

and...

#5. Who did countdown days till kickoff last year?

 

[UTfish]

When do the official Hornsports Rat Bastard T-shirts go on sale?

Custom T-shirts should be available soon...

Hook those...

Rat Bastard Aggies

Rat Bastard Sooners

Rat Bastard Bears, Frogs, Pigs,...

 

[North Texas Golfer]

1. When will Kate Beckinsale make another appearance on this board?

 

[utparothed]

What vendetta will RD take on next?  When will we read the next entry in the 12th Man saga?

 

[drgilbert]

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/My-Plates-Releases-New-UT-Tower-License-Plates-430946913.html

 

[Sirhornsalot]

I'm all for reviving the thread for the pre-wedding day lectures for those who missed out. Just needs to be amended to marriage advice now that I've taken the plunge lol.

My first piece of advice, something my father shared with me . . . No matter where you go in this world with your bride, . . there you are.

 

[Sirhornsalot]

1. When will Kate Beckinsale make another appearance on this board?

I hear she could make as many as 4-5 appearances on this board, during July and early Aug.

 

[Sirhornsalot]

4. Will Juan Grande ever come back?

3. Over/under on safeties tha aren't really safeties recruited by this staff?

4. My brain, it hurts. My feelings, they hurt. Too hurtful to talk about. Is there a way we can just make him come back? Get him arrested. Make pals with the judge over his case. Get judge drunk. Make him sign punishment agreement on Juan sentencing him to 10 consecutive years on Hornsports. Or something.

 

[Sirhornsalot]

What vendetta will RD take on next?  When will we read the next entry in the 12th Man saga?

You poke the bear?

 

[Sirhornsalot]

5. Will Hornsports have another tailgate?

5b. Will I be invited?

5. We have a digital tailgate here every day. he he

6. Yes, but you will not be given credit for it.

 

[utparothed]

You poke the bear?

A little...BUT, I will admit that at times I read his posts and his arguments just for the laugh factor

 

[Sirhornsalot]

Less than 24 hours before this stinking dead period is over.

 

[JMagana]

I got one for you... How on green earth does Harden get 50M a year and Durant under $30M?

I know the answer but what the f*ck.

This NBA money is unreal.

 

[UTfish]

I got one for you... How on green earth does Harden get 50M a year and Durant under $30M?

This NBA money is unreal.

Yeah, it's unfair. Poor Kevin. He'll just have to be more frugal. 😋