The Dead Period Hang Out

[oldhorn2]

this guy walks up to the golf pro and says he has a tee time in 20 min. and he doesnt want a cart. He doesnt see well so he wants the caddy with the best eye sight.

When he walks up to the first tee there is an 85 year old man with his clubs. He asks what the guy is doing , he says he is his caddy. The guy looks him over and asks ..." how is your eye sight"?....the geezer says...20 - 20....the guy says ok...

He hits his drive...a mighty whack....he turns to the caddy and asks..."did you see where it went?"....Old guy says yep....the guy says where is it?....Old guy says..."I dont remember"

 

[Sirhornsalot]

Thank god I planned back to back family vacations this month. There is alot of dead time otherwise this month

Dead period is kinda like giving birth I hear. Slow and painful. lol

 

[oldhorn2]

Dead period is kinda like giving birth I hear. Slow and painful. lol

Just remember....YOU started this thread...so you have to live with the results...

 

[Baron]

I am so loving this dead period. Dead is right.

I've read my DCTF twice now. I hate who is on the cover but understand there would have been a revolt if he wasn't. Otherwise, it was another outstanding effort by that staff. 

It will be all downhill once August gets here.

At least you have a copy. I can't find one anywhere here in Fbg.

 

[Sirhornsalot]

At least you have a copy. I can't find one anywhere here in Fbg.

I had to buy that "insider" thing at DCTF's website. It was $20 and I get this mag and the one they put out in January. I had my copy about four days after I subscribed.

 

[Sirhornsalot]

Just remember....YOU started this thread...so you have to live with the results...

Yes I did and you're stuck with me like this for 12 more days. lol

 

[TexasTaz27]

[SIZE=19pt]An Aggy causes trouble on a flight, but the pilot (Longhorn Grad)has a simple solution.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=19pt]A flight is on its way to Sydney, when an Aggy in economy class gets up, moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches the Aggy do this, and asks to see the ticket. She then informs the Aggy that they have only paid for economy class, and will have to sit in the back.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=19pt]The Aggy replies, “I’m an Aggy, I’m in the $ec, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=19pt]The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the Longhorn Grad pilot and the co-pilot that there is an Aggy bimbo who has an economy ticket but is sitting in first class, and won’t move back to the correct seat. The co-pilot goes back to the Aggy and tries to explain that because they only paid for economy, they will have to leave and return to the correct seat.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=19pt]The Aggy replies, “I’m an Aggy, I’m in the $ec, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=19pt]The co-pilot tells the Longhorn Grad pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this Aggy who won’t listen to reason.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=19pt]The Longhorn Grad pilot says, “You say it’s Aggy? I’ll handle this, I’m related to an Aggy. I speak Aggy.”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=19pt]He goes back to the Aggy and whispers in the Aggy,s ear, and the Aggy then says, “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to the correct seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make the Aggy move without any fuss.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=19pt]The Longhorn Grad pilot replies, “I told the Aggy that first class isn’t going to Sydney.”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=19pt]That Longhorn Grad pilot knew what he was doing![/SIZE]

 

[Baron]

I had to buy that "insider" thing at DCTF's website. It was $20 and I get this mag and the one they put out in January. I had my copy about four days after I subscribed.

They finally hit the magazine rack here in Fbg. I'm scouring the top 300 for O-line.

 

[Sirhornsalot]

Man, dead period is right. This place is a ghost town.

 

[joeywa]

Not much to report on most fronts. Hearsay and rumors are about it. 

In other news, it’s hot as fish grease in Texas. Heck, it’s hot up in the PacNW too. All week highs in the mid 90s but it’s at least bearable w/o humidity and lows dropping late night into the 60s. Of course folks up here think the world is coming to an end. Ha. 

 

[Sirhornsalot]

Not much to report on most fronts. Hearsay and rumors are about it. 

In other news, it’s hot as fish grease in Texas. Heck, it’s hot up in the PacNW too. All week highs in the mid 90s but it’s at least bearable w/o humidity and lows dropping late night into the 60s. Of course folks up here think the world is coming to an end. Ha. 

Its actually much better today than its been in a while. Last week was almost unbearable. It was hard to breath the air it was so hot.

Some sort of cool front blew through and took that intense hot air away, thankfully. The 99 we'll see today is much more tolerable and almost feels good compared to last week.

I had two instances last week where I saw a worker starting to have trouble and had to pull them out. It was 112 that day.

 

[drgilbert]

I know the dead period is over, but this dog stealing a GoPro was funny