Does Holgorsen still drink? B)
Everyone here thought Luck was gone, and it wouldn't surprise me if he's on the first train out of town.
But I'll talk to Clint this week and tell him to go easy on y'all.
LOL! Now you are getting into the spirit of it.
However, you will find that on this board we may engage you in a little smack (especially during game week), but most of us are not your typical angry and stupid posters. I, however, though ruggedly handsome and imbued with razor sharp wit, have lowered myself to crude and degrading insinuations of an opponent. On occasion.
WVU's advantage is your speed - on both sides of the ball. Something we sorely lack. Our defense against this is to plod into your players and crush them. As we did with the Tech QB.
Level the table, as it were.
We do have a QB capable of throwing 90 yd. bullets - and occasionaly he will actually hit a receiver who will, 50% of the time, catch the ball. This will open up our running game for two high school stars, that still think they are playing in high school. They are both good for 3 yards a pop nearly all of the time. Holgorsen should guard against this.
Which brings us to our OL - constructed with a 3rd string DT, a center that (before now) had taken a few snaps as a jr. in HS and two mullets that would be backups at any college with the exception of Bill & Mary.
We have two fairly good receivers. One was on the verge of quitting football, no longer ago than a year ago. The other could catch a dive bombing hummingbird, but appears to be invisible to our 6'5" QB - who is said to have played high school 6 man football as a TE.
Sadly, the fastest players on the offense appears to be two backup DT's, that have never taken a snap in college football.
Our defense, on the other hand, is awesomely average. We DO have two DT's that, when not double teamed, will wreak havoc. Holgy should probably take note of this - including the double teams.
Our LB's are to be feared. Particularly if they ever reach an RB or your QB. Of course, this is the problem as our fastest LB clocked an amazing 21 seconds in the forty. But God help you when we finally arrive.
Our DB's are pleasantly mediocre with the exception of one who is homicidal, if not psychotic. Inquire about Tech's QB for confirmation.
So this what awaits you in Austin - including 110,000 raving lunatics in Royal-Memorial stadium.
