Now you are talking. I am for starting The Party of Texas. Our planks would be:1. If it ain't made in Texas, it is junk.
2. In the state of Texas, gasoline will be $.10 per gallon. Everywhere else it will be $6.00 a gallon.
3. Texas will issue its own credit card - you don't have one, you can't buy anything here.
4. Credit cards will be issued at the blood bank, after you have given a pint and after all diseases, your ability to pay your bills, no evidences of illegal drugs and the color red has been verified.
5. Confirmed users of false credit cards will be hung - the next day.
6. Anyone that wants to join our party will give a pint of blood. (This also assures that we will have a good supply blood available)
7. The POT (Party of Texas) will advocate closing the borders of the state - illegal aliens would be defined as crossers of the Rio Grande, the Red River, the Sabine River and anyone from the state of Oklahoma.
8. Politicians suspected of being corrupt - will be hung the next day.
9. Lawyers, tax accountants and car salesmen will be barred from the legislature.
10. The Democrat and Republican parties will be outlawed - there will only be one party, the POT, and the checks and balances will be the Texas Rangers.
11. Physicians will always be given a position of honor and admired throughout the state.