I became a Longhorn at age 4. I had an aunt who would visit often and was a huge Sooner fan. It was because of her nasty talk during games with Texas that I became a Texas fan. I couldn't stay in the room with her. These were the Switzer years.
Years later, she's in the hospital in Norman (where she lived). She had a tumor removed. While Im sitting there in her hospital room, a fugly dude walks in with a smirk on his face. He went to shake hands around the room. I leave the room before he gets to me. It was Switzer. lol