Lord Vader
Sith Lord
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I want to know why Jorvorskie Lane's fat f##king ass has a job in the NFL and Cody Johnson doesnt?
Jorvorskie Lane!!! The guy who didnt get a SNIFF from the NFL. The guy who couldnt hack it in SEMI PRO FOOTBALL!!!!! How in the hell can Joe Philbin justify sucking up a roster spot on a 260lb pie eating machine whose greatest accomplishment in life is eating every donut in College Station. EVERY. DAMN. DONUT.
I can see it now........the hole opens up.....Lane heads north, and a real NFL player knocks his fat ass back where he came from.....then we have to sit through a 15 minute game delay and watch the trainers extract Reggie Bush from between his cheeks!
Gee...let me think...I need a FB. Nope...dont want a guy who scores TDs.... I want a dude we had to recruit of the chocolate wonderfall at Golden Corral!!!
Whew...rant over.
Jorvorskie Lane!!! The guy who didnt get a SNIFF from the NFL. The guy who couldnt hack it in SEMI PRO FOOTBALL!!!!! How in the hell can Joe Philbin justify sucking up a roster spot on a 260lb pie eating machine whose greatest accomplishment in life is eating every donut in College Station. EVERY. DAMN. DONUT.
I can see it now........the hole opens up.....Lane heads north, and a real NFL player knocks his fat ass back where he came from.....then we have to sit through a 15 minute game delay and watch the trainers extract Reggie Bush from between his cheeks!
Gee...let me think...I need a FB. Nope...dont want a guy who scores TDs.... I want a dude we had to recruit of the chocolate wonderfall at Golden Corral!!!
Whew...rant over.