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Just for your information, a gudgeon is ...

"... the common name for a number of small freshwater fish of the families Cyprinidae, Eleotridae or Ptereleotridae. Most gudgeons are elongate, bottom-dwelling fish, many of which live in rapids and other fast moving water."

There is also the ...

"USS Gudgeon (SS/AGSS/SSAG-567), a Tang-class submarine, was the second ship of the United States Navy to be named for the gudgeon, a species of small fresh-water minnow."

There is also this ...

"A gudgeon is a socket-like, cylindrical (i.e., female) fitting attached to one component to enable a pivoting or hinging connection to a second component. The second component carries a pintle fitting, the male counterpart to the gudgeon, enabling an interpivoting connection that can be easily separated. Designs that may use gudgeon and pintle connections include hinges, shutters and small boat rudders.[1] The gudgeon derives from the Middle English gojoun, which originated from the Middle French goujon. Its first known use was in the 15th century.[1]"

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Just thought you would want to know ... so, when you refer to someone as a gudgeon, you just might want to proceed with a little bit of caution and careful differentiation, just for the sake of clarity, you see.  Some might very much resent being referred to as a small fish or a hinge on a rudder of a small vessel, but they might just like being compared to an obscure USS submersible naval vessel.  Interesting, though, isn't it, how the English pronounce it gojoun,  and the French pronounce it goujon.  Little wonder that those folks have fought so many wars over the centuries.  On the other hand, I can see it now, the next great come on line for guys at bars will be, "Hey Baby!  Can I be the pintle to your gudgeon?  Wanna see my Tang-class submarine?"

Man!  This stuff just writes itself!  ;)

 
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Ummm...thanks, Budreau

More than I ever wanted or needed to know about "gudgeons".  My life is now complete.

My work here today is done ... and now it is tomorrow ... Hmmmm! ... here I sits at 3:00 AM, wondering wut lies before us, after the dawn?  Durnburnit, man!  Enough, I say!  We have sports to play! ... Quit playin wit your gudgeon!  ;)

I know that I really should be ashamed ... but, I'm not!  ;)

 
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Kinda pretentious don't you think?

Though a withered quat would seem to fit . . . .

or

damndable wretch of nature. . . . 

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.â€

–Clarence Darrow
 
In 1922, Clarence Darrow addressed the “Illinois Conference on Public Welfare†with a speech simply titled “Crimeâ€. He described candidly his feelings about reading obituaries,

"One reason why we don’t kill is because we are not used to it. I never killed anybody, but I have done just the same thing. I have had a great deal of satisfaction over many obituary notices that I have read. I never got into the habit of killing. I could mention the names of many that it would please me if I could read their obituaries in the paper in the morning."

I like this version ... it has more words.

 
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT.....YES I AM YELLING :ph34r:

 
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This web site of Shakespearean Insults that was so courteously posted by Mr. JimR in the first post of this thread, you pernicious barbermonger, you!  ;)

http://insult.dream40.org/

 
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Now I understand...............I think!!!!

If you are pondering on this one, you are definitely trying too hard!  Just consider that you have been given free rein to insult anyone, with abandon, in a Shakespearean, or a faux Shakespearean manner. Do NOT use this on Aggies!  All you will get in return is, Whut? ;)

 
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