They are also confident that:
- They run this state
- They've won more National Championships than just 1939.
- The only reason they're not playing us in any sport during regular season is because we are scared of them.
- Sheep enjoy their company.
- There are no off-the-field problems with their football team.
- Their dead dogs can actually see the scoreboard above their graves.
- Their stadium is always full, regardless of the empty seats shown on TV.
- A jar of jizz is somehow a sign of strength to beat Texas.
- Their "traditions" are not cult-ish.
- They never leave early from their games.
- They are God's gift to ________ (insert any subject)
- People are impressed with class ring tapping.
- Squeezing one's nuts during a game helps their team win.
- Whooping and Hissing are acceptable forms of response in public places and houses of worship.
Feel free to add, as I'm 100% positive I've missed a few.
Nonetheless, their confidence has a history of being misplaced. It's a pattern.