Basketball News/Recruiting Thread

[BWilk55]

You've never been bitten by a cat or a dog or any wild animal then have you?  To claim a cat is the 2nd worst to a person is a false statement. Even human bites don't match up to gators or crocks with bacteria. Then should I really need to explain the rodents and other animals that make us seem clean?

I'm discussing the most common types of bites that we see as doctors. I live in Louisiana and have yet to encounter a patient with a gator bite. And within the realm of human, cat and dog bites, I'm discussing the severity of infection risk.

 

[Bear19]

BWilk

have you ever seen a molygarpin bite?

 

[Coot]

BWilk

have you ever seen a molygarpin bite?

Or a chupacabra bite?

 

[UT1983]

Or a jackalope bite? 

 

[Sirhornsalot]

Or a jackalope bite? 

Wait, jackalopes don't bite.

 

[Wayne]

Wait, jackalopes don't bite.

Are you certain?  I've never seen one in the wild.

 

[UT1983]

Are you certain?  I've never seen one in the wild.

Ok.  A jackalope nibble then. 

 

[Wayne]

Ok.  A jackalope nibble then. 

I could see a nibble or maybe they just gore you with the horns.

 

[UT1983]

Might kick the hell out of you as well.   You never know with jackalopes. 

 

[Baron]

Might kick the hell out of you as well.   You never know with jackalopes. 

Not just the kick, they have some hellacious claws.

 

[UT1983]

You really don’t know what they are thinking when they just look at you and stare.  

 

[BWilk55]

You really don’t know what they are thinking when they just look at you and stare.  

Most Jackalope attacks end up in the ED so I don't see them personally

 

[Bear19]

You guys hear me out regarding the molygarpin. I am an expert regarding bites. Sirhornsalot and Aaron Carrera know my bona fides.

Molygarpins transmit a mitochondrial DNA virus which results in a tropical disease, called eefuss gleefuss. 
The first symptom is high fever, and headache. Followed a day later by enlarging skin ulcers which can erode down to the muscle layer. Even the bone. 
Blood vessels supplying the small intestine become blocked, resulting in intestinal gangrene. IV Morphine just barely blunts the pain. Your fingers and toes start turning black.
And right before you die, your dick falls off.

I hope I never see another case of eefuss gleefuss. Look it up.

 

[Sirhornsalot]

You really don’t know what they are thinking when they just look at you and stare.  

 

[Sirhornsalot]

You guys hear me out regarding the molygarpin. I am an expert regarding bites. Sirhornsalot and Aaron Carrera know my bona fides.

Molygarpins transmit a mitochondrial DNA virus which results in a tropical disease, called eefuss gleefuss. 
The first symptom is high fever, and headache. Followed a day later by enlarging skin ulcers which can erode down to the muscle layer. Even the bone. 
Blood vessels supplying the small intestine become blocked, resulting in intestinal gangrene. IV Morphine just barely blunts the pain. Your fingers and toes start turning black.
And right before you die, your dick falls off.

I hope I never see another case of eefuss gleefuss. Look it up.

I did.


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[BWilk55]

I did.


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I searched Molygarpins earlier because I was lost, couldn't find anything there either. 

 

[Sirhornsalot]

I searched Molygarpins earlier because I was lost, couldn't find anything there either. 

Bear is laughing at both of us right now. lol

 

[TexCoyote]

 

[tejasrulz]

58 minutes ago, TexCoyote said:

With everything going on with Beard do we really have a shot here?

 

[DBut82]

With everything going on with Beard do we really have a shot here?

I'm wondering the same thing