Dumb and Dumber Edition: Notice the Orange and White..Who Knew?
I feel your pain Lloyd:
Harry: I can’t believe we drove around all day, and there’s not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.
The BCS is alive and well, at least until 2015. This season Texas is one of 10 teams to be in the running for one of the BCS spots. This according to the betting site 5dimes.com
The RSJ traveling show never stops. This week Seals-Jones will visit LSU, Baylor and he will hit Oregon next week. OrangeBloods is reporting there is a 75% chance he will still attend UT. Hey since we are guessing, why not make it 87%?
and the classic:
Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that’s difficult to say. I mean, we don’t really…
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I’d say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you’re telling me there’s a chance… *YEAH!*
Former Longhorn OC Greg Davis, now the OC at Iowa, says Garrett Gilbert never had the support that Colt McCoy enjoyed while at Texas. I wish both the best of luck as well as being thankful that both are gone.
I have two words for Dominic Espinosa, Josh Cocharn, Mason Walters and Trey Hopkins. S-t-a-y H-e-a-l-t-h-y. All together these four make up the starting OL for our 2012 Longhorns. Hook Em x Four!
Lloyd: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!
Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I’ll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.Harry: Oh, I don’t know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.
Congratulations to Texas Tech for getting their football game against Texas State pulled from the Longhorn Network. What the hell was ESPN thinking? Just a really dumb idea and just helps fuel more Texas hatred.
Harry: I don’t get it, Lloyd. She told me ten o’ clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar?
Lloyd: Yep. I’m pretty sure. Lobby bar right by the lobby.
[sighs]
Lloyd: Maybe she just had a change of heart.
Harry: Oh, that pisses me off! That pisses me right off! I hate when women do that. She wanted to see you again! And now no? Now… Wait a minute! Wait! She must have meant ten o’ clock at night!
Lloyd: Do you think…?
Harry: Why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning?
Lloyd: I just figured she was a raging alcoholic
