WVU-Baseball. Here's what's worrisome to me

[armadillo slim]

I can't find my lucky hat.  

I am suspicious of Joeywa and STP since they are both insanely jealous of my lucky hat and both would go to extraordinary lengths to kidnap it and hold it for ransom.

this is a problem for the horns.  

if i have to go the game this evening with an untested karma hat, i cannot guarantee the results.

:angry:

 

[streettopeschel]

I wouldn't touch it without a hazmat suit

 

[Sirhornsalot]

It's a plot to get the fence brought in 25 ft.

Stay strong, Slim

 

[armadillo slim]

I wouldn't touch it without a hazmat suit

very suspicious response.

 

[Johnstark23]

It's a plot to get the fence brought in 25 ft.

Stay strong, Slim

Slim would trade the hat for that to happen

 

[Sirhornsalot]

Has a ransom demand letter been submitted yet?

I once had a couple of classes in handwriting analysis. Otherwise, I know a guy.

 

[armadillo slim]

this is like a "who killed Putin's main rival" whodunnit.  

oh, gee, now let me think......hmmmm,...... who could have possibly instigated the killing of Putin's main rival?    boy, that's a tough one.........

i know its a real stretch, but could it possibly have been .......(gasp!).......PUTIN???  [audience gasps and clasps hands to face!!!]

same deal here.  there are really only two suspects at this point in the case of the purloined chapeau.  i'm worried that they may have attached it to cement blocks and dropped it overboard in the gulf.

JS, I know its tempting, but i could not trade this family jewel for even a 25 foot fence adjustment.  35?  maybe.    there's a lot of Longhorn karma tied up in this hat.  it was on hand for a lot of ninth inning magic over the years.

 

[armadillo slim]

and someone is suspiciously silent in this discussion.  someone who is usually johnny on the spot with commentary.  i'm not naming names, however.

 

[streettopeschel]

and someone is suspiciously silent in this discussion.  someone who is usually johnny on the spot with commentary.  i'm not naming names, however.

i think you mean joey on the spot. just sayin'...

 

[armadillo slim]

joey?  why yes, someone is suspiciously quiet......

 

[Johnstark23]

joey? why yes, someone is suspiciously quiet......

Always blame Canada

 

[joeywa]

Sorry, was updating my son's HS baseball team website.  Was asked to assist and had a few minutes today to get some of the info updated. 

Apologies to Slim for not responding to the Great Ratty-Ass Hat Caper of 2015 sooner. 

I have done some searching on the interwebz, and have found a few items of interest

Perhaps you left it at the golf course?

Maybe it got dropped when you were refilling your scotch?

Or this is always a possibility:

 

[Matt Cotcher]

#iblamejoeywa