Why Nick Saban is not coming to Texas

[Lord Vader]

Alabama Fan Explains Why Nick Saban Is Not Leaving For Texas : Outkick The Coverage

Now I have your attention.

God Help this guy if he really exists

 

[Juan]

He has better boobs than Holly Hunter

 

[Brasky]

nice tits

 

[LinuxHorn]

With fans like that, how could CNS and his wife not want to leave! Mr. Moobs is very dedicated to his beloved Tide.

 

[GetHooked]

Maybe he won't come because we don't have enough money.

 

[Lord Vader]

That guys nipples upset me.

 

[Fatherof5]

I thought his point about their fan base having houses with wheels had some merit

 

[Embrey]

That is hilarious.

 

[Randolph Duke]

Should we tell him that is an Atlanta Braves hat he is holding and not an Alabama hat?

 

[seahawkhorn]

That's tits!

 

[gorocketgo]

This is damn funny, guys.

 

[cmcddg81]

Alabama Fan Explains Why Nick Saban Is Not Leaving For Texas : Outkick The Coverage
Now I have your attention.

God Help this guy if he really exists

If he does in fact leave, this guy is representative of why he will leave! Wow!

 

[UTK66]

Doesn't the Governor of Alabama have better things to do?

 

[ridik01]

I just lost a couple IQ points.

 

[Lord Vader]

Hey, y'all always wanted to blast tits, well there you go!

 

[bighorn]

He is a professor at U of Alabama.

 

[AdHorn]

I've seen this dude or one of his cousins at the mall food court in Birmingham. Don't ask me why I had to grab lunch at the mall food court in Birmingham...

 

[czarkennedy]

"We play in the SEC and the SEC is number won. "

"Do you think Sabin is stupid? Hell, hes not stupid, hes a genis."

LOL!!!

 

[txscallywag]

Assuming this is real, and assuming Kenny Viccaro is Mexican American, I would love to see that thing get steamrolled by KV.

It is hilarious to say the least. A nice break from everything going on.