What does it take to get someone to stop talking to you?

[armadillo slim]

pull out your junk.

this is guaranteed to work

 

[Shevis Irons]

this is guaranteed to work

Look, I'm no Doctor, but we're talking about a 16 year old Lesbian here, so I don't see how this works.

 

[Lukus Alderman]

This morning she comes up to me and brings this Pedometer to me and asks me to set it up for her. The thing is still sealed in the package. She didn't even try! What am I, a freaking customer service help desk?

 

[BudreauReye]

Ask her if she wants to hear your massive collection of fart jokes.

Why not ask her if she wants to hear your massive collection of farts.  Then just slowly lift one leg and STARE!

 

[BudreauReye]

This morning she comes up to me and brings this Pedometer to me and asks me to set it up for her. The thing is still sealed in the package. She didn't even try! What am I, a freaking customer service help desk?

I think she likes you.

 

[Lukus Alderman]

I think she likes you.

Probably.  But she's 20 years older than me and smells of rub on medicine.

#NotInterestedEvenIfSingle

 

[BudreauReye]

Mmmmmnh!  Vicks Vaporub!  I just love the way she says it!

 

[Topstarr]

Probably.  But she's 20 years older than me and smells of rub on medicine.

#NotInterestedEvenIfSingle

I am just like you....I like the young ones around 66-67.   What is wrong with rub on medicine (Vicks VaporRub) or Monkey Blood?