texasfright
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I hoped beyond hope that we would get Saban. I felt he could pull off the kind of sweeping cultural change that needs to happen with the program. He's made his choice, and now I will root against him and Alabama from this point forward, in all things.
He deserves the classless unintelligent fans he chose over us. He deserves to spend a good chunk of his time in Tuscaloosa instead of the beautiful and fun metropolis of Austin. He deserves to constantly be under scrutiny for nefarious recruiting practices. He deserves to have Auburn kick his butt in the Iron Bowl every year he coaches until he retires.
I could Never root for anyone stupid enough to choose Alabama over Texas, no matter how messy our situation looked. I will now root against him in everything he ever does. When he lights a cigar with a hundred dollar bill, I'll root for it burn his house down. If he's at a ribbon cutting ceremony, I'll root for him to cut off a finger. If he throws out the first pitch at a ball game, I'll root for him to pull his back out and became partially paralyzed. If he makes so money for the Tide that they actually get a real elephant mascot, I'll root for him to get trampled.
Of course this is all a bunch of hyperbole, but in all seriousness, you made a horrible choice, Nick Saban, and you suck.
P.S. You are now infected with the Mack Brown curse. Of course, I'm not sure if that means you'll win everything, or be a be a big loser, from here on out. But, in my book, you'll always be a loser.
He deserves the classless unintelligent fans he chose over us. He deserves to spend a good chunk of his time in Tuscaloosa instead of the beautiful and fun metropolis of Austin. He deserves to constantly be under scrutiny for nefarious recruiting practices. He deserves to have Auburn kick his butt in the Iron Bowl every year he coaches until he retires.
I could Never root for anyone stupid enough to choose Alabama over Texas, no matter how messy our situation looked. I will now root against him in everything he ever does. When he lights a cigar with a hundred dollar bill, I'll root for it burn his house down. If he's at a ribbon cutting ceremony, I'll root for him to cut off a finger. If he throws out the first pitch at a ball game, I'll root for him to pull his back out and became partially paralyzed. If he makes so money for the Tide that they actually get a real elephant mascot, I'll root for him to get trampled.
Of course this is all a bunch of hyperbole, but in all seriousness, you made a horrible choice, Nick Saban, and you suck.
P.S. You are now infected with the Mack Brown curse. Of course, I'm not sure if that means you'll win everything, or be a be a big loser, from here on out. But, in my book, you'll always be a loser.
