The Bobby Petrino Scandal

[HammerTime]

Yes I am calling it like I see it. Nobody has posted anything about it on this board and since it is Hog-related and it is negative then it is worth mentioning. So Petrino took a joyride on his motorcycle with his mistress, NO, NOT HIS SECOND COUSIN but a University of Arkansas employee. He proceeds to crash his hog while the girl drives away in her car and Petrino does some shady exchanges with a state highway officer in order to keep his ass out of the fire.

Next thing we know he lied about being alone and Arkansas AD Jeff Long is pissed now that his good old buddy Petrino didn't tell him the truth. Petrino is married and has 4 kids but evidently this little number Jessica Dorrell, WHO WORKS IN THE DAMN FOOTBALL DEPARTMENT, was too much for his burning loins. Can't say I blame him but he is an idiot for how this went down. JUST ADMIT IT BOBBY AND YOUR JOB IS SAFE. Sure, your family life is screwed but at least you keep your job.

Never been a bid Petrino fan. Flopped in the NFL and he made his name at Louisville. Not impressed. Hogs SUCK ASS.

And WTF is this? Looks like something out of Friday the 13th. Jason Vorhees got a hold of his ass.

And for those of you who haven't seen what he risked his job and family for, here she is.

A 750 of crown and she's be mine too!

 

[JeffersonMaxy]

Does she have a mustache?

 

[Coach_B]

Hire the sucker. Highest paid State employee who lied to his bosses to get his mistress hired. He is a piece of crap and is not a leader of men.