Duece - We are going to take your rag tag team of mountain goobers and eviscerate it. WVU is no longer playing in that sisters-of-the poor conference you used to reside in. You are playing with the big boys now and TCU barely beating you is no big deal. They are a rag tag bunch as well and, like you, are thanking their lucky stars they got in while the getting was good.
Maybe now, with the money you will make in the Big 12, you can upgrade that sorry little league facility you call a baseball field. And let's don't even talk about your so called "rifle" team. Seriously? Three fourths of the families in Texas have rifles and most of them would put your so called "Rifle' team to shame. And how about that ridiculous name you call your stadium - PUSKAR? I learned about this in pre-med. I sure wouldn't name a stadium after it.
And I hear you like to burn couches. Why? Is there inter-breeding going on in West Virgina?
Finally, your state is tiny. Hell, Harris county is bigger.
So, come on over to Austin - this is waiting for you:
(I hope you realize this was all in jest. Welcome to the board)