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This week I pay tribute to the greatness that is ‘Animal House’
Dean Vernon Wormer: Here are your grade point avarages. Mr. Kroger: two C’s, two D’s and an F. That’s a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You’re at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman?
Flounder: [drunk] Hello!
Dean Vernon Wormer: 0.2… Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C’s and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day… HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu…
[sees Bluto with a pair of pensils in his nostrels]
Dean Vernon Wormer: MR. BLUTARSKY… ZERO POINT ZERO.
Out of the blue, five star recruit Ricky Seals-Jones de-committed from the Texas Longhorns. He keeps telling his fellow recruits that Texas is still number one but a look at the history of prospects that de-commit tells a different story. Nearly always when a player says he is done, he is done.
Johnathan Gray quote on the Texas backfield of Malcolm Brown, Joe Bergeron and himself…â€We are the three-headed monster that no one wants to see.†From JG’s lips to God’s ears…
Bluto: Hey! What’s all this laying around stuff? Why are you all still laying around here for?
Stork: What the hell are we supposed to do, ya moron? We’re all expelled. There’s nothing to fight for anymore.
D-Day: [to Bluto] Let it go. War’s over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: What? Over? Did you say “over� Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: [to Boon] Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he’s rolling.
Longhorn Spotlight:
Jordan Danks made his major league debut for the Chicago White Sox on Friday when he entered the game as a defensive replacement. He became the 100th Longhorn to leave Texas and play in the major leagues.
The 6’5 outfielder also got his first hit and ended the evening going 1-2 at the plate. Good luck in the future and we all hope he stays on the big league roster.
The Texas Longhorns return seven starters from a defense that led the Big 12 in rushing, passing, and total defense last year, including defensive ends Jackson Jeffcoat and Alex Okafor, who could be first-round picks in the NFL Draft next year. The offense brings back all but one starter as it welcomes back running back Malcolm Brown, all three of its starting wide receivers, and four starting offensive linemen from a year ago
On one publication, NCAA 13, the Longhorns were given a 99 score on defense. They join Virginia Tech as the only two teams receiving the maximum rating of 99 points. Offensively Texas was given a 91 point rating. Number one in ratings points is USC with the maximum of 99 points.
More Animal House gold…
Clorette De Pasto: Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married
I like this reply to will the Longhorns and Aggies renew their rivalry:?
Dallas Morning News writer Kevin Sherrington.. Always a possibility, but you have to understand why the rivalry died. Texas wasn’t too happy that A&M nearly sunk the conference. It doesn’t feel like rewarding the Aggies by preserving the rivalry. Also, when you’re scheduling non-conference games, the last thing you need is an emotional one. No matter how good they are, the Aggies always get up for the Longhorns. They’ve proven that over the last five years. You might want to play one dangerous non-conference game, but not an emotional one. Too unpredictable.
Bluto: TOGA! TOGA!
If you like Rankings here is a composite rankings of the 2012 version of our Texas Longhorns…
12. TEXAS — 12
USA Today: 11
Phil Steele: 7
Lindy’s: 19
Athlon: 11
See you next week, remember on Tuesday, where we will roast the Aggies…
Dean Vernon Wormer: Here are your grade point avarages. Mr. Kroger: two C’s, two D’s and an F. That’s a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You’re at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman?
Flounder: [drunk] Hello!
Dean Vernon Wormer: 0.2… Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C’s and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day… HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu…
[sees Bluto with a pair of pensils in his nostrels]
Dean Vernon Wormer: MR. BLUTARSKY… ZERO POINT ZERO.
Out of the blue, five star recruit Ricky Seals-Jones de-committed from the Texas Longhorns. He keeps telling his fellow recruits that Texas is still number one but a look at the history of prospects that de-commit tells a different story. Nearly always when a player says he is done, he is done.
Johnathan Gray quote on the Texas backfield of Malcolm Brown, Joe Bergeron and himself…â€We are the three-headed monster that no one wants to see.†From JG’s lips to God’s ears…
Bluto: Hey! What’s all this laying around stuff? Why are you all still laying around here for?
Stork: What the hell are we supposed to do, ya moron? We’re all expelled. There’s nothing to fight for anymore.
D-Day: [to Bluto] Let it go. War’s over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: What? Over? Did you say “over� Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: [to Boon] Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he’s rolling.
Longhorn Spotlight:
Jordan Danks made his major league debut for the Chicago White Sox on Friday when he entered the game as a defensive replacement. He became the 100th Longhorn to leave Texas and play in the major leagues.
The 6’5 outfielder also got his first hit and ended the evening going 1-2 at the plate. Good luck in the future and we all hope he stays on the big league roster.
The Texas Longhorns return seven starters from a defense that led the Big 12 in rushing, passing, and total defense last year, including defensive ends Jackson Jeffcoat and Alex Okafor, who could be first-round picks in the NFL Draft next year. The offense brings back all but one starter as it welcomes back running back Malcolm Brown, all three of its starting wide receivers, and four starting offensive linemen from a year ago
On one publication, NCAA 13, the Longhorns were given a 99 score on defense. They join Virginia Tech as the only two teams receiving the maximum rating of 99 points. Offensively Texas was given a 91 point rating. Number one in ratings points is USC with the maximum of 99 points.
More Animal House gold…
Clorette De Pasto: Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married
I like this reply to will the Longhorns and Aggies renew their rivalry:?
Dallas Morning News writer Kevin Sherrington.. Always a possibility, but you have to understand why the rivalry died. Texas wasn’t too happy that A&M nearly sunk the conference. It doesn’t feel like rewarding the Aggies by preserving the rivalry. Also, when you’re scheduling non-conference games, the last thing you need is an emotional one. No matter how good they are, the Aggies always get up for the Longhorns. They’ve proven that over the last five years. You might want to play one dangerous non-conference game, but not an emotional one. Too unpredictable.
Bluto: TOGA! TOGA!
If you like Rankings here is a composite rankings of the 2012 version of our Texas Longhorns…
12. TEXAS — 12
USA Today: 11
Phil Steele: 7
Lindy’s: 19
Athlon: 11
See you next week, remember on Tuesday, where we will roast the Aggies…
