It's a Funny World

[Duke C #11]

“I grew up in a neighborhood so tough that the sign on the library wall said, “SHUT THE F___ UP!† - Rodney Dangerfield​

 

[Juan]

Wilfork this weekend against Skins

 

[tejasrulz]

Wilfork this weekend against Skins

Almost looks like that scene from Blindside where Big Mike put that boy over the fence!

 

[Duke C #11]

Signs- [SIZE=24pt]Si[/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]gn over a Gynecologist's Office:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=7.5pt]**************************[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]In a Podiatrist's office:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Time wounds all heels.'[/SIZE]
 

[SIZE=36pt]At a Proctologist's door:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'To expedite your visit, please back in.'[/SIZE]
 

[SIZE=36pt]On a Maternity Room door:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Push. Push. Push.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=7.5pt]**************************[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]At an Optometrist's Office:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'[/SIZE]
 

[SIZE=36pt]In a Veterinarian's waiting room:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'[/SIZE]
 

 

[Juan]

 

[Juan]

electric skateboard

 

[Juan]

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[Juan]

Seems like the weirdest stuff always happens to the Jets --

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the guy who sucker punched Smith

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[tejasrulz]

Ikemefuna Enemkpali is from Prflugerville and his sister played basketball at Texas.

 

[Juan]

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[Duke C #11]

More signs - [SIZE=36pt]On a Septic Tank Truck:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]Yesterday's Meals on Wheels[/SIZE]

[SIZE=36pt]On a Plumber's truck:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]'We repair what your husband fixed.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=7.5pt]**************************[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]On another Plumber's truck:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'[/SIZE]
 

[SIZE=36pt]At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Invite us to your next blowout.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=7.5pt]**************************[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]At a Towing company:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'We don't charge an arm & a leg. We want tows'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=7.5pt]**************************[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]On an Electrician's truck:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Let us remove your shorts.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=7.5pt]**************************[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]In a Nonsmoking Area:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire & take appropriate action.'[/SIZE]

 

[Duke C #11]

Signs Part 3 - [SIZE=36pt]On a Taxidermist's window:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]'We really know our stuff.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=7.5pt]**************************[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]On a Fence:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=7.5pt]**************************[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]At a Car Dealership:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=7.5pt]**************************[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]Outside a Muffler Shop:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=7.5pt]**************************[/SIZE]
 

 

[Juan]

The modern WIlliam Tell

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[Duke C #11]

Signs Part 4 - [SIZE=36pt]At the Electric Company[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=7.5pt]**************************[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]In a Restaurant window:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Don't stand there & be hungry; come on in & get fed up.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=7.5pt]**************************[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]In the front yard of a Funeral Home:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'[/SIZE]
 

 

[Duke C #11]

Signs Finale - [SIZE=36pt]At a Propane Filling Station:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt]'Thank heaven for little grills.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=7.5pt]**************************[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=18pt]'Best place in town to take a leak.' [/SIZE]
     **********************
[SIZE=36pt]Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:[/SIZE]
'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises' 

 

[Juan]

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[J.B. TexasEx]

 

[primal defense]

This is very good if it happens. Deadwood was a great TV series.

Tell Your God to Ready for Blood: The ‘Deadwood’ Movie Moves Closer to Reality

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/tell-your-god-to-ready-for-blood-the-deadwood-movie-moves-closer-to-reality/

 

[Juan]

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[Duke C #11]

 A young woman was pulled over in Austin ,  Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car

 window,  flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you  are going to sell me  a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas

 State Troopers don't have balls.  "There was a moment of silence while she smiled and  he realized what  he'd just said.

 He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car  and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.