In other news............

[lakeman74]

First, home runs bounce of his head and now this

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[Juan]

"You guys won't be laughing when Jose Canseco makes his comeback as a pitcher with the filthiest split-finger fastball you've ever seen."

 

[primal defense]

WOW! Talk about shooting the bird!