Chapalahorn
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- Dec 27, 2013
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "I think my friend is dead! What do I do?"
The operator, in calm, soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "I think my friend is dead! What do I do?"
The operator, in calm, soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
