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Around the Big XII in Jokes
Baylor University
How many Baylor Bears does it take to win a BCS ? - Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Texas Tech University
Did you hear that a Texas Tech player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident? - He fell off the horse and was nearly nearly trampled to death. Thank God the manager at Walmart came out and unplugged it.
West Virginia University
A West Virginian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. -
My house is on fire!" -"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" - "Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
Texas Christian University
If you see a TCU fan on a bicycle, why should you swerve to avoid hitting him? - It might be your bicycle.
Iowa State University
How many ISU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? - None , it's a sophomore course.
Oklahoma State University
Things you'll never hear an OSU fan say? "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."
Kansas State University
The other day in a bus station, a man approached another and said, "I'll bet you're from Kansas State University."
"Why yes, I am," answered the other. "How could you tell? Was it my good looks, my debonair charm, my taste in clothing?"
"No," replied the first, "I saw your class ring as you were picking your nose."
Oklahoma University
“What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?”
A. They both will end up in a trailer park.
The University of Texas
In a picture..Typical UT fan..
Baylor University
How many Baylor Bears does it take to win a BCS ? - Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Texas Tech University
Did you hear that a Texas Tech player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident? - He fell off the horse and was nearly nearly trampled to death. Thank God the manager at Walmart came out and unplugged it.
West Virginia University
A West Virginian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. -
My house is on fire!" -"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" - "Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
Texas Christian University
If you see a TCU fan on a bicycle, why should you swerve to avoid hitting him? - It might be your bicycle.
Iowa State University
How many ISU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? - None , it's a sophomore course.
Oklahoma State University
Things you'll never hear an OSU fan say? "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."
Kansas State University
The other day in a bus station, a man approached another and said, "I'll bet you're from Kansas State University."
"Why yes, I am," answered the other. "How could you tell? Was it my good looks, my debonair charm, my taste in clothing?"
"No," replied the first, "I saw your class ring as you were picking your nose."
Oklahoma University
“What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?”
A. They both will end up in a trailer park.
The University of Texas
In a picture..Typical UT fan..
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