Sark to Stanford QB portal recruit: “Son, you your can pass that football”. Stanford recruit: “ I did an computer spread sheet taking into various factors such as ambient temperature, relative humidity, current moon phase and earth rotation; along with estimated football air pressure as related to earth elevation and wind shear as related to the football rotational forces and that helped me calculate the needed rotational velocity of my arm and the angle of arm release in order to precisely calculate how I need to throw the football at that precise moment in oder to maximize the potential for the receiver to catch the pass.”
Sark to aggy portal recruit. “Son, you sure can pass that football.” aggy recruit “Coach, I can pass anything I can swallow!”.