What do you want on your tombstone?

[Duke C #11]

I find certain cemtary pictures quite funny.  Anyone else?

 

[BudreauReye]

I once was driving around in a relatively poor part of San Antonio, looking for a particular address.  I turned a corner in front of an old disheveled strip center, I saw a big sign over a large rental space that that was occupied by a funeral home. It read, "Cremations, Urns, Caskets, Funerals and Beyond!"  I wish I had had a camera with me.  I was intrigued and have often wondered what they meant by "Beyond!"

 

[streettopeschel]

'the '84 cotton bowl hastened his demise'.

 

[Hey Guy]

I want to be cremated.  I don't want to  be put underground.

 

[BudreauReye]

Me, too.  My ashes are going to be dumped in Spuyten Duyvil, a whirlpool that can usually be found in the Hudson River where the Harlem River splits the Upper tip of Manhattan and the south west corner of the Bronx.  By the way, welcome, Hey Guy!  You probably could save yourself a lot of grief if you were to just go ahead and decide not to believe anything that I ever tell you! 

 

[J.B. TexasEx]

I want to be cremated.  I don't want to  be put underground.

I'm with "Hey Guy".

Not to sound unsentimental, but I've always thought cemeteries are the biggest waste of prime real estate.  I wanna be cremated and have my ashes dispersed on whatever lake or pond that I dump the most golf balls into.  I'll haunt that hole forever...in a good way.

JB, the friendly golf ghost.

 

[Topstarr]

On MY TS I want:      Pay Attention / Take a Shower

 

[monarch]

i want my ashes tossed here... i would never miss a game.​

 

[doc longhorn]

"Not here yet"

 

[texasdobbs]

If your looking for "Texasdobbs"... he is with the man upstairs. ...

 

[Duke C #11]

 

[BudreauReye]

You know, it is sad that nobody came along later and fixed that,  That's why I am looking forward to the Spuytin Duyvil! 

 

[dcbc]

 

[BigPhil76]

"Lived Hard, Died Young,

Had the Most Fun"

 

[armadillo slim]

he gave more than he took.

 

[joeywa]

he gave more than he took.

(Except for the scotch.) 

 

[Duke C #11]

 

[Duke C #11]

 

[Sirhornsalot]

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