The Steve Patterson Misinformation Machine

[HookemHorns]

What's going to come out next from the Steve Patterson Misinformation Machine? View attachment 529

I can picture Steve Patterson cleverly devising a plan to throw us off the scent and plug any leaks along the way. Let's call this machine the SPMM and it's purpose to create a sense of wonder, bewilderment, and angst. So far the machine has produced...

Prior to this week:

No Saban

Jim Harbaugh

John Gruden

John Harbaugh

Jim mora jr

Briles

Mack did the right thing

This week:

No Harbaugh

No gruden

SABAN

Mack brown is a clown

Fisher

No Saban

James Franklin

Briles

The only thing left is for Gus Malzahn to be rumored in the next few days and we have covered just about all of the candidates. I also predict another Mack drown did the right thing after the bowl game and Mack are done. Have I left anything out? What's next?

 

[Embrey]

What is the one element in your example that is listed in both scenarios and the message hasn't changed?

 

[UTK66]

What's going to come out next from the Steve Patterson Misinformation Machine? View attachment 529
I can picture Steve Patterson cleverly devising a plan to throw us off the scent and plug any leaks along the way. Let's call this machine the SPMM and it's purpose to create a sense of wonder, bewilderment, and angst. So far the machine has produced...

Prior to this week:

No Saban

Jim Harbaugh

John Gruden

John Harbaugh

Jim mora jr

Briles

Mack did the right thing

This week:

No Harbaugh

No gruden

SABAN

Mack brown is a clown

Fisher

No Saban

James Franklin

Briles

The only thing left is for Gus Malzahn to be rumored in the next few days and we have covered just about all of the candidates. I also predict another Mack drown did the right thing after the bowl game and Mack are done. Have I left anything out? What's next?

Malzahn has been mentioned, several times. Supposedly no longer in the conversation.

 

[beevomav]

It would be pointless and a disaster for Patterson to show his cards. There are coaching careers at play here.

 

[Alouha27]

What's going to come out next from the Steve Patterson Misinformation Machine? View attachment 529
I can picture Steve Patterson cleverly devising a plan to throw us off the scent and plug any leaks along the way. Let's call this machine the SPMM and it's purpose to create a sense of wonder, bewilderment, and angst. So far the machine has produced...

Prior to this week:

No Saban

Jim Harbaugh

John Gruden

John Harbaugh

Jim mora jr

Briles

Mack did the right thing

This week:

No Harbaugh

No gruden

SABAN

Mack brown is a clown

Fisher

No Saban

James Franklin

Briles

The only thing left is for Gus Malzahn to be rumored in the next few days and we have covered just about all of the candidates. I also predict another Mack drown did the right thing after the bowl game and Mack are done. Have I left anything out? What's next?

I'd change the name of your machine to Steve Patterson AND the misinformation Machine because SPAMM sounds funnier than SPMM!

 

[SFlonghorngirl]

Sit back and watch our man Patterson work his magic. Drink beers, watch some NFL and bowl games, go shoot a deer, January's right around the corner.

 

[Embrey]

I'd change the name of your machine to Steve Patterson AND the misinformation Machine because SPAMM sounds funnier than SPMM!

SPAMM. Steve Patterson and the Misinformation Machine. That is a good name for a 3 piece jazz/fusion band.

 

[whatthewhat]

I've never seen so much spin in all my life. And I've worked in policy reform. I keep thinking I can't get any dizzier, but then...

 

[Alouha27]

SPAMM. Steve Patterson and the Misinformation Machine. That is a good name for a 3 piece jazz/fusion band.

Lol yeah it is.

 

[Sirhornsalot]

 

[Donald Boyles]

Sit back and watch our man Patterson work his magic. Drink beers, watch some NFL and bowl games, go shoot a deer, January's right around the corner.

And Longhorn Baseball starts in 49 days..

 

[HookemHorns]

What is the one element in your example that is listed in both scenarios and the message hasn't changed?

No Saban? Bellmont has always maintained that stance. Patterson on the other hand is rumored not to.

 

[Embrey]

No Saban? Bellmont has always maintained that stance. Patterson on the other hand is rumored not to.

Briles

 

[HookemHorns]

Malzahn has been mentioned, several times. Supposedly no longer in the conversation.

Has he been mentioned as the front runner? I missed that. I only remember him being mentioned as #2

 

[Embrey]

My point was that he wasn't a yes/no or a no/yes

 

[HookemHorns]

I'd change the name of your machine to Steve Patterson AND the misinformation Machine because SPAMM sounds funnier than SPMM!

Lol! That's great! That's exactly what it is.

 

[HookemHorns]

That's true embrey. I wouldn't be surprised if it ended up that he was hired.

 

[The Tower]

I'd change the name of your machine to Steve Patterson AND the misinformation Machine because SPAMM sounds funnier than SPMM!

View attachment 531

 

[HookemHorns]

Sit back and watch our man Patterson work his magic. Drink beers, watch some NFL and bowl games, go shoot a deer, January's right around the corner.

View attachment 532

Best I could do on my iPhone