Texas Pre-Teen Days

[beevomav]

In an attempt to get a jump on the competition the Longhorns will start Pre Teen Days. Here's a picture of some of the prime recruits..

Jason "Crazy Legs" Johnson"

A real up and comer..plus his little sister Sharon, pictured here, is already the best field goal kicker in the family.

Corey Spaghetti from Warriors nation. Led his under 8 league in rushing and passing. Corey Football Part II?

Jesus Brown..the kid lives for football..Oops my bad..The kid literally lives in a football..

 

[bbdude]

Pretty damn funny.

Next on the recruiting target list:

Dude can ball.

 

[beevomav]

Obviously a joke but offering Sophomores is not much better.