Saban To Texas

[Book Man]

I want this to be true so I believe you.

 

[DizzG]

I think Mcphaul blew the servers lol

 

[thepop]

I want this to be true but I don't believe you.

 

[HookemDTX]

You weren't a true believer, Mike. Maybe you can work with Craig Way.

 

[pompomman]

where is Orangeman? wasn't he mr. doubter?

of course, it isn't official yet...so we will see.

 

[UTK66]

I'm gonna have to see concrete proof before I believe something this big.

Still holding to my cautiously optimistic stance.

 

[POCKEY]

I want this to be true but I don't believe you.

What part do you not believe, Saban in 2014 or McPhaul in 2016?

OK, I confess, it's only half correct.

 

[elidesjardins45]

Are you allowed to give any info about the sources themselves? Do they work for the athletic department, are they on the board of Regents, are they football coaches themselves?

 

[The Tower]

Are you allowed to give any info about the sources themselves? Do they work for the athletic department, are they on the board of Regents, are they football coaches themselves?

i don't think they reveal sources. more than anything, it could be his son.

 

[HornNdriftwood]

Are you allowed to give any info about the sources themselves? Do they work for the athletic department, are they on the board of Regents, are they football coaches themselves?

Whoa, whoa, whoa Miss Lippy. Oh no you di-ent!

 

[Bandit]

I'm gonna have to see concrete proof before I believe something this big.
Still holding to my cautiously optimistic stance.

You're such a baby! ?

 

[HookemDTX]

You're such a baby! 

He needs to be spanked with your utensil.

 

[Randolph Duke]

Are you allowed to give any info about the sources themselves? Do they work for the athletic department, are they on the board of Regents, are they football coaches themselves?

They aren't "sources" in the traditional sense. He hears "voices." The trick is tequila. Start drinking tequila until you hear voices. If you are lucky like McPhaul, the voices give tell you the answers you seek. True story.

 

[Ranker777]

First Post....please be true!

 

[JohnnyRingo]

They aren't "sources" in the traditional sense. He hears "voices." The trick is tequila. Start drinking tequila until you hear voices. If you are lucky like McPhaul, the voices give tell you the answers you seek. True story.

I laughed.

PLEASE PLEASE be correct McPhaul!!

 

[primal defense]

Congrats Mcphaul, now all UT fans can get behind our new coach.

 

[RC2P]

lol what stories has this Mcphaul guy broke before that makes you people seem to eat up everything he says?

Only all of them....

 

[java]

I scanned the thread, but perhaps in my excitement I missed what he said. Please fill me in!

 

[RC2P]

Multiple sources are reporting that Saban to Texas is a done deal.
Hell we know it was 100% weeks three weeks on Hornsport.com

This is what we are excited about.

 

[TheContractor]

Well dang. We've been outed! That's right, it's true. Darrell as HC, Aaron as OC (he's a wiz at coming up with stuff no one has ever seen), Lukas as DC (after all, how unique would it be to have a sixteen year old Lesbian as DC), Geoff as assistant to the assistant of the Special Teams Coach ( because he'll take anything to get out of W Monroe and get back to Austin) and me as team cook (because that's just about the only thing that I won't screw up.)
Post the job you're applying for:

Can I get the S&C job? Offseason isn't going to be fun anymore.