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I'll go ahead and throw my name in for a political appointment as HS and Party of Texas ambassador to Paraguay/South America!!

 
That's a big political risk. Everyone enjoys a cold Lone Star now & then. Plus they have deep roots in Texas' beer culture. I don't advise adding Shiner to your ticket above a VP level.
Plus, Lone Star is $6 for a 12-pack. Wait...is that a good thing?

 
Seldom in life does the best answer come from one of two options.
Politicians these days - like picking the tallest midget. (I apologize in advance if this ventures into politics and is deemed as politically incorrect ;) (for budreaureye)).

 
I'll go ahead and throw my name in for a political appointment as HS and Party of Texas ambassador to Paraguay/South America!!
Pete, Alrighty, it's official you are now the South American Ambassador for HS.

Part of your job description is to post pictures of some of those hot South American beauties you have been go out with.

 
Ketchum tries to act cool and laid back but he is truly one of the most thin skinned absolutely paranoid people I have met. It's funny because he actually reminds me a lot of Mack Brown. He tries to hide it but actions like those with MCP show his true colors.

 
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Political discussions have no chance these days. The divide is too great in this country.
So true. I know I'm guilty. Not knocking anyone here but those on the other side of the political spectrum from me. I seriously wonder what planet they are from sometimes. I am sure they feel the same way about me. How did it all happen so fast? Or has it always been that way and we were just more respectful of one another in the past?

 
Now you are talking. I am for starting The Party of Texas. Our planks would be:1. If it ain't made in Texas, it is junk.

2. In the state of Texas, gasoline will be $.10 per gallon. Everywhere else it will be $6.00 a gallon.

3. Texas will issue its own credit card - you don't have one, you can't buy anything here.

4. Credit cards will be issued at the blood bank, after you have given a pint and after all diseases, your ability to pay your bills, no evidences of illegal drugs and the color red has been verified.

5. Confirmed users of false credit cards will be hung - the next day.

6. Anyone that wants to join our party will give a pint of blood. (This also assures that we will have a good supply blood available)

7. The POT (Party of Texas) will advocate closing the borders of the state - illegal aliens would be defined as crossers of the Rio Grande, the Red River, the Sabine River and anyone from the state of Oklahoma.

8. Politicians suspected of being corrupt - will be hung the next day.

9. Lawyers, tax accountants and car salesmen will be barred from the legislature.

10. The Democrat and Republican parties will be outlawed - there will only be one party, the POT, and the checks and balances will be the Texas Rangers.

11. Physicians will always be given a position of honor and admired throughout the state.


oh my!

 
There is but one party in the State of Texas - the POT. Remember this, lest you be hung.
I refuse to take part in any kind of dictatorship if I cannot be in charge.

 
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