OT - This is not the way to make extra cash......

[Lord Vader]

http://www.ksat.com/news/sapd-dairy-queen-employee-robs-eatery/26691340?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook

I can't imagine the thought process that led to this. 

 

[streettopeschel]

for $70. most excellent.

 

[Lord Vader]

Overheating car just won it for me.  :blink:

 

[streettopeschel]

yeah, and 'an employee recognized his voice and car'. no ****.

he shouldn't be locked up because he's a crook. he should be locked up for being a f*****g idiot.

 

[BudreauReye]

I stopped in at a neighborhood "Cash and Dash" the other day after gettin' gas, to use the facilities.  Since I had my home delivered newspaper with me, I took the sports page into the restroom with me so as to multi-task with my time management.  On my way out I stopped and grabbed an ROC Cola and a Moon Pie so as not to make them think that I was taking advantage of their free facilities, and then I proceeded to the checkout counter.  Now I have known this woman for a number of years, so as I plunked my money down for my ROC Cola and my Moon Pie, I pointed to my sports section that I had folded up under my arm and I said, I said,  "Now this is my paper, so don't you go trying to charge me for it!  She looked at me with the evil eye and nary a grin on her countenance, and she said, she said,  "If you were gonna try to rob us, I would assume that you would have higher aspirations!"  I swear that that there is a true story!  And I surely did not rob nobody!

 

[Duke C #11]

About 12 or 13 years ago, I read about a guy who robbed a bank, went through the drive through window at McDonalds, drove straight homw to eat and count his loot. To his amazement, when he got home there were four police cars parked on his block. It turned out that he had written his robbery note on the back of his electric bill.

 

[alonghorn72]