I'll take that as a compliment.
First of all, on Sundays I'm too busy with church to even think about Oscars. And second of all, I'd rather watch a Willie Nelson country music video than watch a movie award show that is used for left wing propaganda and awards "Shakespeare in Love" as best movie over "Saving Private Ryan". Finally, I've only seen two movies in theaters this year, the movie with Tom Hanks about Walt Disney and Lone Survivor, so I wouldn't be great help in the top movie categories.
That said, I'll give it a shot:
Best dressed actor: Jack Bauer. He'll be the last face you ever see.
Best dressed actress: Julia Roberts. The fat lips mixed with a marriage to Lyle Lovett has to get her some kind of award, right?
Worst dressed actor: George Clooney. He's due, right?
Worst dressed actress: Angelina Jolie. If anyone has fatter lips than Julia Roberts, it's Jolie.
Best movie: The slave movie. Lets be honest here, Hollywood loves these kind of movies that make us all feel bad about the history of America again.
Best actor: DiCaprio. The dude is good in everything he touches. Gold Jerry!
Best actress: Streep. Hey, she was great in Rochelle Rochelle and just keeps her career moving forward.
Best director: Speilburg. Aren't they still giving this out to him annually for his work in the Goonies?
Well, I'm sure this was very educational and I have no doubt I'm spot on. Have a great time watching!
Don't care about best dressed but I do care about movies.
Best Supporting Actor: Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club
Yeah you can call it "Left wing propaganda" but I will disagree with you on this. Yes he plays a transgender HIV infected character but I think he absolutely did a fantastic job creating empathy with his character and even though his lifestyle wasn't one that most people pursue, his character was able to connect with the audience in some of the basic things we as humans feel. A disconnect from society (ie. I don't feel like I belong) and the journey for approval/acceptance from our parents (the bank scene with his father just struck me so hard being a father myself). I thought he did great.
Best Supporting Actress: June Squibb, Nebraska
If you haven't seen "Nebraska" and like "Sideways," she'll remind you a lot of Thomas Haden Church's character except for the getting laid and failing miserably to keep up the lies part. Both characters you loved because of their flaws but you just wanted to strangle them and tell them to "Stop talking and doing this stuff" a lot. So why would I like her to win Best Supporting Actrress. Because she played that part of old nagging mother so well, it felt like she was my mother sometimes (which I love Mom, please don't take it the wrong way). She should win but probably won't.
Best Actress: Sandra Bullock, Gravity
I don't want to give away anything for those who haven't seen Gravity so SPOILERS!!!
She was practically the only actor in that film or for at least a majority of it and she carried the entire film to make it as great as it was. Yes the special effects help but her performance was what kept me at the edge of my seat yelling at the movie screen pissing off the guy in front of me. I know I shouldn't talk during the movie but that movie did it for me.
Best Actor: Leonardo Dicaprio, Wolf of Wall Street
Martin Scorese and Leonardo Dicaprio work so well with each other, it's almost magical. You can just tell they know everything about each other that makes it feel so real.
Best Picture: 12 Years A Slave
Again Lukas, I respectfully disagree with you on Hollywood always picks the film that tries to make Americans "feel bad" about their history or how they treat different groups of people. In 2006 Oscars, Brokeback Mountain didn't win best picture but it did win for Best Director. In the 2009 Oscars, Milk didn't win Best Picture but Sean Penn did win Best actor. However, I feel that this year the movie stand alone as a whole as just the best picture of the year. When I was down in Louisiana last month, I went to where they filmed some of the scenes and you can feel that history there. It's was one of the great books of the 19th century and why it took so long to be made into a film, we'll probably never know but it was a very moving film that really brought out the realities that was slavery and what it meant for people.
It was very real about slavery. Not every owner was violent to their slaves, they had value to their owners so that they could get loans to gain more capital. Sometimes, they did value the input of the slave's opinion and some lived good lives. Some didn't. It was graphic and real. I know I am paraphrasing here but "Those who don't learn History are doomed to repeat it." Yes, slavery was horrible but ignoring it doesn't help anyone and could lead to a glorification of that trade. America wasn't perfect but that's okay. That's what makes this country great. We are striving to make a more perfect union, not that we are one.
