Welcome to the HornSports Forum

By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our Texas Longhorns message board community.

SignUp Now!

**********oh my! oh my! oh my! oh my! oh my!**********

This one never gets old.  Another aggie joke writes itself!

aggiecorps.jpg
I have heard of a circle jerk.  Is this what is referred to as a rectangular jerk?  I am not sure what either of those is, but whatever they is, they is just a tad peculiar.  But, they do look very proud of themselves.  If I wuz a football player, I would not want to play them.  What are those guys doing hanging around the edges for?  Are they Rick Perry wannabes?  You know ... making a lot of noise, but never quite making it to the inner circle ... er, rectangle?  Hell, they can't even keep their rectangle straight!

 
Last edited by a moderator:
Shouldn't somebody sick PETA on those clowns? There is some real animal cruelty going on there.

 
When the bonfire tragedy happened - UT was there for them

When the last game of the rivalry was played - the halftime bands happened

When the lunatic on the tower happened - where was aggy?

When they retreated from the big 12 - aggy lies happened

Today - aggy lies are still happening.

No, The University of Texas has always been gracious to aggy, when it was the real world.  Aggy towards UT?  Well, they have just been aggy - a classless bunch of dipshits.

The flagship university of this great state should NEVER again give aggy a platform for national exposure.  Playing them is win/win for them and lose/lose for us.  We have nothing to gain and everything to lose.

They had an affair with the SEC; and now they can live in the trailer house of those goobers forever.  They are happier with that environment anyway.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Finally, I would infinitely rather play Arkansas than aggy anyway.

 
Was trying to inject some levity on this site...was just joking...I don't want to have anything to do with the ags ever again.

Don't care to ever play them again.  But I DO hope we can land Jefferson!
You forgot to use your handy winky smilie.  They come in handy ... don't leave home without them!  ;)

 
Last edited by a moderator:
I have no problem playing Hogs either.

We're the ags butt hurt dipshits? Sure. So what. They have been since the 1800s. College sports is more fun with rivalry games. Like it or not, UT and aggy are rivals. Always will be.

Thanksgiving is less entertaining without them. The baseball regional was more entertaining because we beat them.

 
When the bonfire tragedy happened - UT was there for them

When the last game of the rivalry was played - the halftime bands happened

When the lunatic on the tower happened - where was aggy?

When they retreated from the big 12 - aggy lies happened

Today - aggy lies are still happening.

No, The University of Texas has always been gracious to aggy, when it was the real world.  Aggy towards UT?  Well, they have just been aggy - a classless bunch of dipshits.

The flagship university of this great state should NEVER again give aggy a platform for national exposure.  Playing them is win/win for them and lose/lose for us.  We have nothing to gain and everything to lose.

They had an affair with the SEC; and now they can live in the trailer house of those goobers forever.  They are happier with that environment anyway.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Finally, I would infinitely rather play Arkansas than aggy anyway.
Doc!  I don't think you gave this quite enough thought!  ;)

 
Last edited by a moderator:
Finally, I would infinitely rather play Arkansas than aggy anyway.
I'd like to see UT schedule every high-profile SEC team before playing the aggies again; Arky, LSU, Bama, TN, UGA, and UF.  A subtle reminder of their place and how unimportant they really are to our success both on and off the field.

Were the ags butt hurt dipshits? Sure. So what. They have been since the 1800s. College sports is more fun with rivalry games. Like it or not, UT and aggy are rivals. Always will be.  

Thanksgiving is less entertaining without them. The baseball regional was more entertaining because we beat them. 

Reluctantly, I agree, but aggie must be punished!  See above.  Make the "butt hurt dipshits" stew for awhile. IMHO, it's fiscally irresponsible not to play the game.  Yes, it is more fun to beat aggie than BU, TCU, or even Tech!

 
Last edited by a moderator:
You youngsters that still want to play the collieville gomers obviously are unfamiliar with the lava hot rivalry that existed between UT and Arky.  Aggy was an unimportant afterthought, in those days.

I would love to renew that rivalry on Thanksgiving.  All it takes is money and it will happen.

 
You youngsters that still want to play the collieville gomers obviously are unfamiliar with the lava hot rivalry that existed between UT and Arky.  Aggy was an unimportant afterthought, in those days.

I would love to renew that rivalry on Thanksgiving.  All it takes is money and it will happen.
LOL

Yeah, we youngsters who grew up in the 80's only remember aggie's heady days when they cheated their way to a couple of SWC titles.

Arkansas would be good, too, but isn't the SEC trying to create a rivalry for them with Mizzou?

 
LOL

Yeah, we youngsters who grew up in the 80's only remember aggie's heady days when they cheated their way to a couple of SWC titles.

Arkansas would be good, too, but isn't the SEC trying to create a rivalry for them with Mizzou?
LOL!  Oh, I remember those days.  But they were post Arky.

As far as Arky and the SEC?  Like I said, all it takes is money.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
You youngsters that still want to play the collieville gomers obviously are unfamiliar with the lava hot rivalry that existed between UT and Arky.  Aggy was an unimportant afterthought, in those days.

I would love to renew that rivalry on Thanksgiving.  All it takes is money and it will happen.
oh please doc, no one cares about old arkansas!  i'm with coach strong upon this one...  we want to play against lassie!  
lassie.jpg


now leave us be.  we shall get our rivalry back!

 
oh please doc, no one cares about old arkansas!  i'm with coach strong upon this one...  we want to play against lassie!  
lassie.jpg


now leave us be.  we shall get our rivalry back!
Never assume, just because YOU don't care, that no one cares.

If a poll were to be taken with all UT alumni - I think you would find that you are in the minority.  I think you would, also, find, you would be in the minority with those that WANT to play aggy.

 
Back
Top Bottom