Oh Aggy.

[doc longhorn]

This comment is mostly directed to Java, since she knows I am on Texags and that I am setting them up and tweaking them constantly.  They simply don't know how to reply to my questions other than their usual trailer trash crap they spew.

One of their lawyers was taking our Randolph to task and when I asked the very innocent question of whether aggy had an on campus law school, a couple of them rose up in arms. 

The following is why they are called aggys and why they are ridiculed so much.

quote:
quote:Then it sounds like you're pretty stupid



That's an interesting and surly allegation. I'm stupid because I'm unaware of a A&M Law School?
Are you really that arrogant that you think everyone should know this?
Here, you ****ing mouth breather.
http://bfy.tw/tYz

 

[doc longhorn]

Here is some more.  I'm having a lot of fun.

quote: The guy is a complete jackass with a side of lunatic! I know that both tu & Texas A&M have grads & fans that go over and above on message boards and it is a shame that people take things too far. Randy/Charles Shatterfield passed obsessed thousands of posts ago, the guy really has mental health issues. I seriously do not like tu, do not like the arrogance of many of their grads and
really don't like the tshirt fans that couldn't find their campus on an Austin map.
My dislike however is minuscule compared to this lunatic!
All internet kidding aside, I really hope he gets the help that he so obviously needs. No one should ever be as obsessed with anything the way he is with Texas A&M. I'm not joking when I compare the dude to Charles Whitman, if he doesn't seek professional attention and soon, something AGGZYIES is going to set him off one day and innocent people are going to be hurt, possibly Randy/Charles Shatterfield himself.
PLEASE Get help Randy/Charles, before it's too late.
T-shirt fans, I hear that a lot from aggies. What does it mean, exactly?
My impression is that aggies disdain Longhorn supporters that buy T-shirts? Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

Serious question - it just seems to me to be a classic example of admiration of UT, from fans, regardless if they graduated from UT or not.

Are only A&M graduates allowed to wear aggie swag?

Strange UT put down and very puzzling.
Tshirt fan = person who jumps on a teams bandwagon and acts like super fan when times are good, but whose loyalty wanes thin when that team isn't winning as much. They also talk a ton of trash, especially to alumni of other schools, people who actually put in the work to earn a degree from the school they root for, as opposed to the "tshirt fan".

So the real problem is the trash talk from a fan, wearing a UT T-shirt, that didn't go to UT? Especially when he is doing it to an aggie that did go to A&M? The bottom line being, if he didn't go to UT, he doesn't have the right to talk trash - to anyone, actually?

I suggest, however, it is erroneous to assume a "T-shirt" fan is the only kind of band wagon fan. I think you will agree there are PLENTY of fans - students and alumni both, that are fair weather fans. For both UT and A&M.

 

[Godz40acres]

DJ Slumlin throws dirt... Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

— Twitter API (@twitterapi) November 7, 2011

 

[J.B. TexasEx]

I suggest, however, it is erroneous to assume a "T-shirt" fan is the only kind of band wagon fan. I think you will agree there are PLENTY of fans - students and alumni both, that are fair weather fans. For both UT and A&M.

You keep trying to use logic on aggie, Doc. A wasted effort, but if you're amused carry on. It can be fun with the right beverages on hand.

 

[Coal Harbour]

42 pages dedicated to a school UT supposedly doesn't care for or play; simply don't understand.

 

[doc longhorn]

You keep trying to use logic on aggie, Doc. A wasted effort, but if you're amused carry on. It can be fun with the right beverages on hand.

It's a set up.  The next thing I will post is the video of all those aggy's streaming out of Kyle Field while their team is getting their ass handed to them. 

 

[doc longhorn]

42 pages dedicated to a school UT supposedly doesn't care for or play; simply don't understand.

Are you an aggy or a Longhorn?

If you are a Longhorn, you understand how amusing little brother is.

If you are an aggy.....well, there is a reason there are so many aggy joke books printed and sold.

 

[doc longhorn]

Java - You are going to like this.  I have finally made my move.  Scroll down the pages and check out Hawg and Rocco.  You can imagine them both frothing at the mouth.

As Kent Dorfman said in Animal House  "This is great!".

http://texags.com/forums/6/topics/2640974/2

 

[J.B. TexasEx]

Java - You are going to like this.  I have finally made my move.  Scroll down the pages and check out Hawg and Rocco.  You can imagine them both frothing at the mouth.

As Kent Dorfman said in Animal House  "This is great!".

http://texags.com/forums/6/topics/2640974/2

These morons still believe Sumlin is a good coach. Don't ever change, aggie.

Comic relief

 

[doc longhorn]

According to Texags, I have exceeded my quota of posts for the day.  When and if I can post again, I intend to post the following.  This will surely get me banned, but it will have them frothing at the mouth until the post is deleted.  It will be worth it. 

Cmon lets see your sources.
Don't bytch out me doc

I don't believe you are an aggie grad.  Your crass profanity exposes that salient fact.  The aggie grads I know have way more class and would be embarrassed by someone as profane and insulting as you.  Higher education builds personal responsibility and creates an elevated level of intellectual dignity.  Obviously, you haven't achieved this.
 
But that aside, and since you keep harping on it, lets put the wealth issue to bed once and for all.
 
Texas is more wealthy than A&M, by a factor of 7+.
 
As per The Wall Street Journal and according to Moody’s Investors Service - at the end of 2014:
 
The Wealthiest Universities in the U.S.

 
University
Wealth (in billions of dollars)*
 
University of Texas System, TX
36.7
 
University of California, CA
28.6
 
University of Michigan, MI
11.5
 
State University System of Florida, FL
9.7
 
University of Virginia, VA
8.1
 
Pennsylvania State University, PA
6.7
 
California State University, CA
5.7
 
Texas A&M University System, TX
5
 
University of Washington, WA
4.9
 
Ohio State University, OH
4.8
 
So, before you pop off, again, about how UT is in such dire financial straits, maybe you should do a little research first.  I might, also, add that maybe you shouldn't try to make some kind of transitional comparison between UT/TAMU and your conference foes, either.
The only way that comparison can be decided is on the football field.  And that issue has been settled - in the last 100 years and in the last game played between the two of us.  In your house.  Basically, THE University of the state of Texas owns TAMU - in every respect and in every sport.  The numbers don't lie and everything you try to spin is just white noise and, frankly, embarrassing.
History has proven that UT has pretty much done with A&M whatever it wanted. Now, if you want to play the usual tired aggie mantra of "wait 'til next year and we be SEC" - have at it.  I would tap the brakes, however, as it just makes you look silly.
 
Besides, the original convo was about A&M and conferences.  It only reverted to UT because of your burning obsession with big brother.
 

 

[J.B. TexasEx]

Don't forget to tell those TexAgs idiots that constitutionally aggie is still a branch of The University, too, Doc.

Facts suck when you're a delusional aggie blow-hard

 

[primal defense]

Doesn't look like being booze and coke free has helped on the field.

Johnny Manziel struggles in first day of Browns camp

"The results of the second-year quarterback's first four dropbacks went like this: sack, sack, pass nearly intercepted, pass batted down at the line."

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/cleveland-browns-johnny-manziel-struggles-training-camp-073115

 

[J.B. TexasEx]

This is gonna be fodder for continued aggie mockery. Good times

— Twitter API (@twitterapi) November 7, 2011

 

[MikeV73]

This is gonna be fodder for continued aggie mockery. Good times

— Twitter API (@twitterapi) https://twitter.com/aggiefblife/status/627931905409683456" data-datetime="2011-11-07T20:21:07+00:00">November 7, 2011

Looks like someone went to Jared's!

 

[J.B. TexasEx]

Looks like someone went to Jared's!

 

[Godz40acres]

No.

Stop it, JB, you're killing me!

 

[java]

Do you have a pic of the strappy heels that they wore with that hot little number?

 

[J.B. TexasEx]

 

[TeamMayhall]

This thread is hilarious

 

[Godz40acres]

As Fall Camp is beginning and the 2015 season looms large, I would like to contribute one final off-season post to this magnificent thread.

Nominated for 7½ internet awards, here is my pièce de résistance. Enjoy!

Sorry - technical difficulties. Please stand by....

The technicians have assured me that this "hiccup" will be resolved shortly. In the meantime, a little music for your listening pleasure....