Oh Aggy, Part Deux

[Juan]

Better know today as Mrs. Von Miller

 

[J.B. TexasEx]

Being An Aggie Is No Joke

 

[tejasrulz]

Aggies are certain in an uncertain world. And that’s why the uncertain world makes so many Aggie jokes—they’re jealous.

Please tell me this is satire. Please tell me the whole article is satire!

Other states got land grant colleges, but none of the others have turned out anything like Texas A&M.

Thank goodness for that!

Regarding the picture of "Squeeze aggy!", it's just one of the many ridiculous traditions they have!

 

[J.B. TexasEx]

Unfortunately, the article was written by an aggy so I don't believe it's intended to be satire.

aggy gon' aggy

 

[java]

The irony is Aggie is satire. Just accept it. It is much like being.

 

[doc longhorn]

Better know today as Mrs. Von Miller

Is this the list eater?  Am I the only one that thought this was, hands down, the funniest thing ever seen or done at aggyland?  SHE ATE THE RESERVE LIST OF TICKET BUYERS, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

I want to find her so I can give her one mama's pet goats.

 

[Etex Horn]

Is this the list eater?  Am I the only one that thought this was, hands down, the funniest thing ever seen or done at aggyland?  SHE ATE THE RESERVE LIST OF TICKET BUYERS, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

I want to find her so I can give her one mama's pet goats.

That is indeed the List Eater....the stuff of legend. Were she married to Von Miller, she

wouldn't be Mrs. Von Miller....he would have to be Mr. List Eater, taking her name because

she's meaner and tougher than Von ever thought about being.  When I look at that pic of

her, that creepy ass music from the 1978 movie "Halloween" plays in my head!

 

[J.B. TexasEx]

Mr. List Eater?

 

[Godz40acres]

Mr. List Eater?

Why, O, why did I click on that video???

 

[utparothed]

10 Reasons Texas is Better Than Texas A&M

 

[J.B. TexasEx]

Texas A&M linebacker Josh Walker arrested on domestic assault charge— Twitter API (@twitterapi) November 7, 2011

— Twitter API (@twitterapi) November 7, 2011

 

[J.B. TexasEx]

 

[Godz40acres]

 

[Juan]

 

[Juan]

 

[tejasrulz]

They may be unranked but at least they're in the $ec! $ec!

 

[Godz40acres]

 

[primal defense]

I don't seem to recall Tim Tebow losing his job and having to transfer to another school.

New Texas A&M QB Trevor Knight is reminding coaches of Tim Tebow at Florida

http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/new-texas-am-qb-trevor-knight-is-reminding-coaches-of-tim-tebow-at-florida-082316

 

[MBHORNSFAN]

WTF is this?

 

[J.B. TexasEx]

WTF is this?

More aggy dumbassery. Just another day in Collie Station