armadillo slim
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Matt--here, i've started the thread for you.
Now, your mission today, should you decide to accept it, is to find the supreme dumbass in the pressbox who plays the "walk up" music for our relief pitchers, putting a doggie shock collar on them and then zapping them when they play that stupid "we will, will, rock you" song just after we've just given up four f'ng runs to the bad guys.
It must be done. Sorry. Please let us know it is done before the game starts and that you've put in a fresh new Energizer battery for maximum zappage. I want to be able to hear the "zaaaappppppp, owwww!" from my seats.
Now, your mission today, should you decide to accept it, is to find the supreme dumbass in the pressbox who plays the "walk up" music for our relief pitchers, putting a doggie shock collar on them and then zapping them when they play that stupid "we will, will, rock you" song just after we've just given up four f'ng runs to the bad guys.
It must be done. Sorry. Please let us know it is done before the game starts and that you've put in a fresh new Energizer battery for maximum zappage. I want to be able to hear the "zaaaappppppp, owwww!" from my seats.