beevomav
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I am BevoHomer, and I have hacked Beevomav's account. I am a UT and Mack Brown homer. Today you will get what you are afraid to see, the truth.
Let's set the record straight. Coach Brown has been betrayed by his coaches, some of his players, the Longhorn Network, and even a sideline reporter. Through it all Texas sits alone on top the Big XII. Looking at the cup cake schedule we have the rest of the way and the changes Mack has made, I see a sweep of the remaining games and possibly a BCS Championship Game.
This week in the dominating win over Iowa State, we got to witness the full spectrum of Coach Brown's greatness. Take away the breaks that Iowa State got and we probably shut them out. The defense was up their usual standards, and the offense, led by the spectacular Case McCoy, scored at will.
I mean, look at the intensity on this man's face. Does he look done here? Hell NO! Not when your players honor you after this momentous win.
Next week we play the Red River Shootout and I have some breaking news on this game. My source tells me there is a 60-70% chance OU will not make the trip. It is a smart move, because a humiliating loss would damage their recruiting. If they simply don't show up, they have many other outs. The bus broke down, West Nile Virus swept the team or the reliable "it looked like rain" are all good outs.
So rest easy Longhorn fans, this game is in the bag. Come early enjoy the blowout and have fun at the State Fair of Texas.
The good news is if by some fluke, the game is actually played, it won't be with that evil sideline reporter. Mack, his staff and players made damn sure of that. Another report I get from another reliable source is the previous SLR will be replaced by Mack's brother Watson. That's right Watson quit his coaching duties to come be an inspiration for the team and the television audience. I also hear he has written two more versus of Texas Fight to use in his reporting. He will also tell us a bit more about Mack's awesome childhood, his greatness at all his coaching stops and even show family photos. You know the kind of stuff a real sideline reporter does.
I may return later in the season to further your education. We can't have a bunch of morans at Horn Sports. Until then Hook Em and God Bless Mack Brown.
Let's set the record straight. Coach Brown has been betrayed by his coaches, some of his players, the Longhorn Network, and even a sideline reporter. Through it all Texas sits alone on top the Big XII. Looking at the cup cake schedule we have the rest of the way and the changes Mack has made, I see a sweep of the remaining games and possibly a BCS Championship Game.
This week in the dominating win over Iowa State, we got to witness the full spectrum of Coach Brown's greatness. Take away the breaks that Iowa State got and we probably shut them out. The defense was up their usual standards, and the offense, led by the spectacular Case McCoy, scored at will.
I mean, look at the intensity on this man's face. Does he look done here? Hell NO! Not when your players honor you after this momentous win.
Next week we play the Red River Shootout and I have some breaking news on this game. My source tells me there is a 60-70% chance OU will not make the trip. It is a smart move, because a humiliating loss would damage their recruiting. If they simply don't show up, they have many other outs. The bus broke down, West Nile Virus swept the team or the reliable "it looked like rain" are all good outs.
So rest easy Longhorn fans, this game is in the bag. Come early enjoy the blowout and have fun at the State Fair of Texas.
The good news is if by some fluke, the game is actually played, it won't be with that evil sideline reporter. Mack, his staff and players made damn sure of that. Another report I get from another reliable source is the previous SLR will be replaced by Mack's brother Watson. That's right Watson quit his coaching duties to come be an inspiration for the team and the television audience. I also hear he has written two more versus of Texas Fight to use in his reporting. He will also tell us a bit more about Mack's awesome childhood, his greatness at all his coaching stops and even show family photos. You know the kind of stuff a real sideline reporter does.
I may return later in the season to further your education. We can't have a bunch of morans at Horn Sports. Until then Hook Em and God Bless Mack Brown.
