http://youtu.be/F9J3myskBsE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3qS7hKoOR4&feature=share

I want a medal I can wear on my shirt proclaiming that I really have eaten rattlesnake fritters...and I have. It's an extra way to keep unsavory types away from me in Oregon, they'll be too nervous to engage in conversation. 

As frightening to the free world as it is, I was actually a mental health counselor for a number of years in a state hospital (free treatment on the side ;) ). It isn't pretty, but this will work for you if you can be alone with her to do it with a perfectly bland face when you do it Next...

No, but I'm on it, amigo.

Mine just says, 'Lot's loser!!!'  Seriously, how many do we have to collect before we can trade them for cool amusing things like: Lots of beer, or a telescope, or maybe a camel to turn loose in my neighbor's yard when he keeps making sure his dog doesn't dirty his yard by taking him out for a...

You might say, "My wife doesn't really does't want me talking to strange women, even if I've worked with them a long time."   Trying budreaueye's method on the wife, though...I'm afraid my missus might misinterpret and teach a grandson to play T-ball by showing him how you hit the ball, only...

I see three members, one guest, and although I am not a mod, I am somewhat modern, at least the portions not Neanderthal and Sasquatch. ;)

sirhornsalot, I hope this circus will teach you to superglue the thing to him, next time. :P

To be fair, I'm almost always just as clear, and without marked chemical reasons, it's just the brain difference and leads me to many misunderstandings, so it is my issue, not yours, amigo. I thought of nuking them, but it cost too much and they say it's illegal to use them at home, or even...

The same song, and this is what drives my wife crazy about this. She prefers the first, I like both.                                                                                                                                                                                                  ...

The poor critters just don't like rain and cold enough to make it worthwhile. I have five distinct craters scattered from those friggin' little reclusive bastards. I show them no mercy when I see them because they show me none when they see me. Not one person in the rest of my extended family...

It's worse than that! My honey caught me loading it, but fortunately she actually got it for X-mas one year in the 70's from her evil little brother, and she set precedence by not killing or even maiming him. Martial arts chicks can be a pain unless they are happy with you,  but it does keep me...

I don't miss that at all, the fire ants, centipedes, scorpions, poison snakes and the like. We have only the brown recluse, I've been bitten five times by them and they are nasty as hell, and you also a few black widows, but not many. Our cool, wet climate does not allow for these fun creatures...