It's a Funny World

[Duke C #11]

 

[Duke C #11]

 

[Juan]

safe

https://vine.co/v/eX9wpWOUZgu

 

[Duke C #11]

 

[Duke C #11]

 

[Duke C #11]

 

[Juan]

 

[Duke C #11]

 

[Juan]

 

[Juan]

Obi-Juan Grandobi?

 

[Juan]

— Twitter API (@twitterapi) November 7, 2011

 

[Godz40acres]

Short version....

 

[tejasrulz]

That taught that okie lite boy from messing with a Texas legend!

I read that Ventura actually regretted doing that.

 

[Juan]

— Twitter API (@twitterapi) November 7, 2011

 

[Godz40acres]

— Twitter API (@twitterapi) November 7, 2011

Let's see...

$6487/mo

$1497/wk

$213/day

That's like 110% more than the HS staff makes.

 

[Duke C #11]

That taught that okie lite boy from messing with a Texas legend!

I read that Ventura actually regretted doing that.

Why would he regret getting his ass handed to him by a bald old man on television?

 

[Duke C #11]

[SIZE=10pt]Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of  Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter.  The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?†“Eightâ€, the boy replied.  The man continued, “Do you know how these are used?† The boy replied, “Not exactly, but they aren’t for me.  They are for him. He’s my little brother.  He’s four.† We saw on TV that if you use these you would  be able to swim and ride a bike.  He can’t do either one.† [/SIZE]

 

[MikeV73]

— Twitter API (@twitterapi) https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/628641133917249537" data-datetime="2011-11-07T20:21:07+00:00">November 7, 2011

Fifty cent is a Green Thumb client.

 

[Duke C #11]

[SIZE=10pt]Two women are sitting outside smoking while they wait for the bus. After a few minutes it starts to rain. The first woman opens her purse, takes out a condom, cuts off the tip and sticks her cigarette through the condom to protect it from the rain.

The second woman notices and inquires, "What are those?" The first lady replies, "These are condoms. You can get them from the pharmacist." The second woman decides to get some condoms before the bus comes. She runs to the nearby drugstore and tells the pharmacist she's in a hurry and needs some condoms. Pharmacist says, "Sure thing. What size do you need?" Woman replies, "Big enough for a Camel."[/SIZE]

 

[Juan]

GoPro at the Rock Quarry

https://vine.co/v/MLtIrjwKnZl