I figured out what I meant! I figured out what I meant!
Monarch! I was talking about that doggie graveyard that they have over there! Now it all makes sense!
Bud,
Calm down, you are talking about the sacred burial ground of Reveilles who are still interested in seeing the Aggies play. However, my 14 year old dog claims to have had some recent communication with them, and they are very disappointed that they no longer get to play Texas. I'm not sure why because she is a bona fide Longhorn.
You see, each Reveille stood in the rain, cold, sleet, and hail, and typically watched her team take a licking, but on occasion she stood as a victor on the sidelines. As a good dog should, she stood by her team, never wavering, win or lose. However, her team did what she never did, they tucked their tail between their legs and ran to another conference. Each of the Reveilles are very despondent, humiliated, to be truthful, that the Aggies did not show courage in the face of adversity.
They revealed one other piece of information. There was one yell leader they didn't trust. They knew, in the way only a dog can know, that he was not trustworthy. He was untrustworthy and not very bright. He tried to fool everyone at times by wearing glasses, but he simply couldn't hide from Reveille. She knew she was much smarter than he. His name is Rick Perry.
Well, the deceased Reveilles want Ricky to know they want him to get his damned hands off of The University of Texas and, by extension, Texas A&M. They are pretty upset about it, and they just want to see the real scoreboard.
Hook 'em!
