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2015 Recruiting Season is in full swing

OK, I have decided.

Juan Grande is not human, he is a machine.

The man works 24/7, eats only when he absolutely is about to pass out, ignores his off the charts HOT current girlfriend - Carl's Jr. Supermodel Charlotte McKinney: "sorry honey, Horns come first during recruiting season.. now dammit get me another bottle Shiner and a ham sammich"

He endlessly does deep & ruthless detective work to seek out the sports media, tweets, facebook, other Horn websites, random posts, truths, myths and lies out there about recruits that UT is after. SirHornsAlot is his right hand man with a ton of inside info and contacts plus there are many, too many others here to count that also contribute.

So my 10 gallon hat is OFF to BIG JOHN and all of you contributing!!!

Hook 'Em and LET'S ROLL BABY!!!
Was Charlotte the George Washington mascot mentioned 8000 posts ago? As long as she provides Shiner sounds like a win.
 
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OK, I have decided.  

Juan Grande is not human, he is a machine

The man works 24/7, eats only when he absolutely is about to pass out, ignores his off the charts HOT current girlfriend - Carl's Jr. Supermodel Charlotte McKinney: "sorry honey, Horns come first during recruiting season.. now dammit get me another bottle Shiner and a ham sammich"

He endlessly does deep & ruthless detective work to seek out the sports media, tweets, facebook, other Horn websites, random posts, truths, myths and lies out there about recruits that UT is after.  SirHornsAlot is his right hand man with a ton of inside info and contacts plus there are many, too many others here to count that also contribute.

So my 10 gallon hat is OFF to BIG JOHN and all of you contributing!!!

Hook 'Em and LET'S ROLL BABY!!!

Juan Grande = Radar O'Reilly? Have they ever been seen in the same place?

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Juan Grande = Radar O'Reilly? Have they ever been seen in the same place?

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Juan will file for a Section 8 Klinger style from the site after this thread implodes after NSD. He will need to rest up a few days prior to kicking the 2016 recruiting tread into overdrive! Thanks for all of the work Juan, we appreciate all that you do!

 
Was Charlotte the George Washington mascot mentioned 8000 posts ago? As long as she provides Shiner sounds like a win.

Despite the outfit, she committed herself to the horns (she actually  thought it was the 'sign of the devil' not that it mattered then (or now))

citation: Geo Washington

 
Omenihu tweeted and then deleted "Yall really thought he was leaving? Man yall worry about the wrong things." 

It being recruiting season I worry about anything... the fact he deleted it I wonder if he was implying we have other things to worry about in this class or if he is just speaking in generalities 

 
which makes me ask this 1,000,000 question...to SHA..Juan UT,,HIP,,why are any of you not lol fufilling a good job as RECRUITING ANALYSTS for Hornsports????? lol big ups to all of yas

 
I have a list with 11 targets remaining:

Defense (4)—Mack, Hill, Boyd, Baker

Offense (7)—Jamabo, Locksley, Warren, Reed, Murray, Lodge, Brossette

We should have room for 8 of these. How's that?
Hence, the possibility of silent commits.

Defense - Mack, Hill, Boyd

Offense - Warren, Jamabo, Reed

 
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