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2015 Recruiting Season is in full swing

For the past few years reading texags football forum... the dialog, language, tone.. style... it is always written by the same mind.

So how can that be?

I did some research and appears texags always writes at the level of a 7th grade boy-child. I wondered how that's possible, then came across a secret file on the Borg and made a careful study of it.  [text edited...too long... this is the gist of it]

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As a quick aside, I once dated the GWU mascot -- very funny girl
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So did I! She was hilarious, especially when she would talk about some Juan guy she went out with.

Come to think of it, so did I. All she wanted to do was wrestle me though. Weird chick. Kept calling me Martha.

 
For the past few years reading texags football forum... the dialog, language, tone.. style... it is always written by the same mind. So how can that be?

I did some research and appears always the level of a 7th grade boy-child. I wondered how that's possible, then came across a secret file on the Borg and made a careful study of it.

Evidence points to the Borg assimilating the mind of a 7th grade aggie boy-child during a survey of the planet, but that mind-set triggered a matching virus on the Borg that had been assimilated in a distance galaxy, and the result was the aggie 7th grade boy-child mind taking over the damn Borg. It basically assimiated the Borg!

Mysteriously, it was what the Borg has been seeking all along in it's galactic travels: the mind of a 7th grade aggie boy-child. Arrested at that precise level.

The Borg became that, and now it assimilates any aggie that slips into that attention span. You think it, you become it. That's why they're all the same. And at that level of the mind.

When you read the stuff you see out there...well that explains it.

An expedition got close enough for a microwave conversion photo that can't be detected from a great distance, allowing an image inside the Borg without being detected. I came across a copy. Whatever you do, don't look into that green beam. It's a force of envy that measures the amount of envy of 27 billion humanoids. That's about what you get sprinkled in a typical post on texags for instance. So stay detached when you read any of it. A direct hit by the green beam is not necessary -- just thinking like an aggie brings on the assimilation shortly. It's considered permanent and you'd have to eradicate the entire Borg to destroy it. Fat chance, so don't waste time thinking about it. It's not going to change or go away.

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So the aggies are giddy about NSD surprise, that will leave no doubt who runs the state

Best I can tell, their guy Rojo thinks they're going to flip one of our commits
He also thought something was going to go down on Tuesday and that Foster was going to be their DC. 

 
Barton Simmons CB'ed Locksley to Texas last night. 

A couple more CBs for Mack to Texas.

One CB for Murray to Texas.

No movement for Hill and Boyd in aggys direction in terms of the CBs. 

 
Brice Jones (yes the same Brice Jones TexasAgs reporter who showed up on Malik's doorstep at 10 pm the night before his ceremony to beg him to choose aggy) is saying the Demarco offer might be due to the fact that the in-home with Kris did not go very well.

 
Luicci

-Moments ago, Gilmer CB Kris Boyd tweeted that his younger brother - Class of 2016 LB Demarco Boyd - was officially offered by the Aggies. We'll see how this factors into Boyd's recruitment because it was clearly a sticking point of sorts down the stretch, IMO. Word I was hearing late this afternoon was that all signs were pointing to Kris actually announcing to Texas so we'll see if the Ags' early offer to Demarco changes things up in the eleventh hour

 
Luicci

-Moments ago, Gilmer CB Kris Boyd tweeted that his younger brother - Class of 2016 LB Demarco Boyd - was officially offered by the Aggies. We'll see how this factors into Boyd's recruitment because it was clearly a sticking point of sorts down the stretch, IMO. Word I was hearing late this afternoon was that all signs were pointing to Kris actually announcing to Texas so we'll see if the Ags' early offer to Demarco changes things up in the eleventh hour
lol say ut? you wreckon we need to ship Luicci some kleenex boxes?

 
Luicci

-Moments ago, Gilmer CB Kris Boyd tweeted that his younger brother - Class of 2016 LB Demarco Boyd - was officially offered by the Aggies. We'll see how this factors into Boyd's recruitment because it was clearly a sticking point of sorts down the stretch, IMO. Word I was hearing late this afternoon was that all signs were pointing to Kris actually announcing to Texas so we'll see if the Ags' early offer to Demarco changes things up in the eleventh hour
Early offer? Seems last hour to me goofball!

 
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