Texas vs. New Mexico State: THE TAILGATE

[HornSportsBot]

Horn Sports has had a nice partnership with the UT Tailgaters for the last few years and it will continue this year, for the 2013 season. With that being said, please mark your calendars for the season opener - August 31st, 2013 - when Texas takes on New Mexico State at DKR.

HS plans to sponsor door prizes, BOOZE, and grub. The UT Tailgaters do a kick-ass job of throwing it down and this one will be a tailgate you won't want to miss. Don't have a ticket to the game? Who gives a shit. Come join us for beverages, companionship and all that other shit.

We plan for live music, a stripper pole, a palm reader, and special appearances by @Beevomav, Big Mike (in drag), Matt and all the other Horn Sports peeps.

Show your burnt orange ass and be at the tailgate on August 31st!

HOOKEM!

 

[bbdude]

OHHHHHH CRAP. It's ONNNNNN!

 

[beevomav]

Horn Sport Bot? huh?

 

[bbdude]

The HS secretary

 

[UTK66]

We have a bot now? Getting big time around here.

 

[beevomav]

I had a bot once..but..I flushed it..

In other news..So much for my big reveal at 8:40 tonight..but..worry not I have a much bigger bit of news..

and if our Bot dumps on another of my reveals, I may tie his bot ass to a pissed off Longhorn..

 

[bbdude]

He's not human. The ladies love him too.

 

[MBHORNSFAN]

I am not sure about the drag attire

 

[Donald Boyles]

where do y'all tailgate?

 

[uttailgaters]

Dean Keaton & San Jacinto, north of the stadium. The little park next to the dorm formerly known as Simkins (now Creekside).

 

[Longhorns96]

I had a bot once..but..I flushed it..
In other news..So much for my big reveal at 8:40 tonight..but..worry not I have a much bigger bit of news..

and if our Bot dumps on another of my reveals, I may tie his bot ass to a pissed off Longhorn..

Well.....?

 

[bbdude]

Beevomav is undergoing the knife - sex change operation.

 

[beevomav]

Beevomav is undergoing the knife - sex change operation.

Nice that you guys were so nice about my procedure. Expect the change to msbeevomav to happen soon.

 

[bbdude]

At least you didn't change your name to aggymav and start wearing maroon. I can better cope with the sex change.