Steve Patterson play along

[RoyalCrowns]

Ok, I'll start. Let's have some fun with this

Steve Patterson sits in the hotel lobby sipping on a Crown & Coke. He sees the charter bus pull up and begin unloading a group of dejected young men. As they meander through the sliding door and head for the elevator, Patterson stands and turns to the group. He offers a toast to a season that started with such promise and ended with a two-game thud. About that time, Nick Saban appears in the doorway. His look is of a tired man who has been hiding a secret for sometime. He sees Patterson and their eyes meet. Saban eases over to greet Patterson, who stands some six inches taller than him.

Saban: Hey

Patterson: Hello, friend.

Your turn

 

[badboy783]

I hate Bob Stoops.

 

[More Cowbell]

Saban - my accountant needs the Cayman account number

 

[Man on Fire]

Is this how a Gay Times letter begins?

 

[athenslawyer]

Why would he ruin Crown by putting coke in it?

 

[Chitownhorn]

Saban - It's really good to see you once again

 

[monarch]

...hello friend, please meet my new head coach of the "texas longhorns" john harbaugh...

...you never said that he was sitting in the lobby alone...

 

[Vigil]

"Sign on the x and the pictures our guy took of you and Kirby will disappear."

 

[Topstarr]

Either way.

 

[KellyUT4Ever]

Let's correct this problem .....in Dallas

 

[JKW-Hook 'em]

Saban: Are Fletchers corn dogs really as good as I've heard?