National pundits & other fan bases Texas coaching candidates

[MBHORNSFAN]

1. Jim Bob Smith currently coaching the Raiders of the East Texas Youth Football Leagues. 17-10 record last 4 seasons. Known as a defensive guru.

2. Larry the mouth Henderson. 3 years experience coaching YMCA football, currently out of coaching due to issues with arguing with parents. Current whereabouts are unknown but is rumored to be selling broom handles in West Texas.

3. Doug Bibbon's 5 years experience at Flubberville Middle School. Only coach who has the honor of back to back seasons without his offense getting a first down all season. Currently attending Tyler Junior College and Majoring in Auto Mechanics.

4. Bill flimflam Currently the leading candidate who has over 40 years coaching experience in High School and many youth football leagues throughout Texas. Currently is the head coach of the North East Texas Wranglers. A football team in the over 65 league. Is the only coach known to have over a 50 victories after reaching the age of 102.

Hopefully we will get one of these locked up soon..

 

[texasdobbs]

Well crap i have lead my football team to the wii super bowl 5 years strait. .. and I could use the extra money¿

 

[seahawkhorn]

Sexton represents every single one of these guys and all are currently in contract extension talks with current employer.

 

[Alouha27]

1. Jim Bob Smith currently coaching the Raiders of the East Texas Youth Football Leagues. 17-10 record last 4 seasons. Known as a defensive guru.
2. Larry the mouth Henderson. 3 years experience coaching YMCA football, currently out of coaching due to issues with arguing with parents. Current whereabouts are unknown but is rumored to be selling broom handles in West Texas.

3. Doug Bibbon's 5 years experience at Flubberville Middle School. Only coach who has the honor of back to back seasons without his offense getting a first down all season. Currently attending Tyler Junior College and Majoring in Auto Mechanics.

4. Bill flimflam Currently the leading candidate who has over 40 years coaching experience in High School and many youth football leagues throughout Texas. Currently is the head coach of the North East Texas Wranglers. A football team in the over 65 league. Is the only coach known to have over a 50 victories after reaching the age of 102.

Hopefully we will get one of these locked up soon..

The flimflam rumors have been circulating for months. Apparently one of our Regents had a secret phone conversation with his agent Jimmy Sexton. It was a done deal and then it wasn't ...I think it is again.

 

[MBHORNSFAN]

The flimflam rumors have been circulating for months. Apparently one of our Regents had a secret phone conversation with his agent Jimmy Sexton. It was a done deal and then it wasn't ...I think it is again.

Good news

 

[texasfight4468]

Well crap i have lead my football team to the wii super bowl 5 years strait. .. and I could use the extra money¿

I guess they will be getting an extention and raise now

 

[Topstarr]

I do not believe anything you guys have posted so far. Something is wrong here.

 

[GetHooked]

Sorry MBHORNSFAN

I don't see any of those as a viable candidate. I don't think they would be very good with the LHN.

 

[Randolph Duke]

But can any of their wives bake cookies?

 

[Capn Hook]

Why has no one mentioned Coach Dick Head?

"Head" coach of the Buda Bimbos in the Lingerie Football League of Texas.