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My God In Time!!!

Chiles, please. You know I just recently watched Bull Durham. Not only that, but it left me bored and uninterested.
Further reason why your days as a self-proclaimed movie critic are numbered.  Keep your day job and all the hens that cluck at your lunch table.  :lol:

 
For fun and games, sure! Could produce quite a chuckle. ;)

Yeah, the one rule is that it is not intended to be taken seriously ... I have been working on my insults and I got a good one!

OKAY!  McPhaul?  What kind of bourbon are you puttin' in your Burnt Orange Marmalade?

Actually, that is not a faux insult, it is a genuine inquiry.  ;)

 
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Oh lord. . . .best baseball movie of all time and Lucas screws it up. . . 

SF. . . ..if you want to hang with the big dawgs. . .you are going to have to be better at your movies. . ESPECIALLY your sports movies. . . 

You and Lucas are now banished to remedial movie watching. . . 

smh. . . .. 

EPIC FAIL. . . . . 

 
Since you are in the territory of other second class UT, I would just beat the ladies to the punch and start an in depth sports conversation regarding the recent Spring Games.  Start going in depth on blocking schemes and offensive and defensive line play.  When you think that they are bored enough, switch to baseball.  After that, anytime they want to add you into a conversation, answer their question with a sports analogy, then quickly shift the conversation to sports.  Do this, and they will eventually just leave you alone and not ask you anything ever again.  Also, invest in some large noise canceling head phones, even if you aren't listening to anything, after the above actions and the large headphones you will guarantee yourself some peace and quite at lunch.

 
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Since you are in the territory of other second class UT, I would just beat the ladies to the punch and start an in depth sports conversation regarding the recent Spring Games.  Start going in depth on blocking schemes and offensive and defensive line play.  When you think that they are bored enough, switch to baseball.  After that, anytime they want to add you into a conversation, answer their question with a sports analogy, then quickly shift the conversation to sports.  Do this, and they will eventually just leave you alone and not ask you anything ever again.  Also, invest in some large noise canceling head phones, even if you aren't listening to anything, after the above actions and the large headphones you will guarantee yourself some peace and quite at lunch.
We're still talking about lukus, right ?

 
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