Longhorn Network Moves to Cox via Disney

[bbdude]

The Longhorn Network will now be disseminated to more households via Cox Communications in a deal the provider struck with Disney. Yes, our beloved Network has now crept into Oklahoma and Sooner fans are not happy. Most are threatening to cancel their service and move to satellite....

 

[beevomav]

Let dem Sooner fans shove their satellite dishes up their boomer asses..

 

[bbdude]

Let dem Sooner fans shove their satellite dishes up their boomer asses..

None of them can afford satellite - that's the rub.

 

[Lord Vader]

They need to concentrate on indoor plumbing and sex outside the family first

 

[beevomav]

None of them can afford satellite - that's the rub.

They need to concentrate on indoor plumbing and sex outside the family first

Some possible options:

There's this:

Or this:

Or my personal favorite: