Dear SANTA PATTERSON, "Please Grant Me Two Wishes For Xmas" I've Been Good...

[monarch]

...ok gents, as the "prophecy" ensues... we are now calmly awaiting the outcome as per ongoing "back channel" negotiations, in lieu of our new prospective head coach. we are all keenly aware that these negotiations, shall need to become optimally quiet. therefore, please allow for us to use this "waiting" period wisely...

PLEASE PRESENT SANTA PATTERSON WITH YOUR TWO MAIN SEASONAL WISHES... only two allowed.

1. HIRE COACH JOHN HARBAUGH - currently head coach of the baltimore ravens

2. Please place the LONGHORN BAND back along the "sidelines" of DKR - for this truly smart move, would allow for the re-enhancement of the overall game day experience as per the fans / visitors.

 

[austinite]

Santa is getting a budget cut. So you are probably going to be out of luck.

I'd just hope that the rumor about Saban is true. If not, someone like Urban Meyer or Steve Spurrier. Texas must replace the entire coaching staff on offense and special teams.

 

[ATX89]

1. Hire one of Saban, Briles, Malzahn, Jim Harbaugh as next HC

2. Immediately fire Madden and Plonsky

 

[MBHORNSFAN]

Santa says this scares Mack to death.

 

[jmachorns]

Give me either one of the Harbaugh's I will take it.

 

[Fatherof5]

Santa has already been kind enough to provide an early Xmas gift with the Fielder for Kinsler trade, but I will gladly accept the following two seasonal wishes

1. Mack rides off into the depths of the athletic department to be brought out for an occasional PR event and is replaced by any of Saban, Shaw, or Harbaugh.

2. The Longhorn Network is picked up by DirecTV. Whole thing has been an embarassment so far and while having to watch the game the next day on Youtube is a nice option I never knew existed until the Longhorn Network came into being but it does steal a bit of the excitement from the experience.

 

[orangeman01]

Saban won't be our next hc. That's just being realistic. Mora or malzahn are more probable.

 

[Lord Vader]

1. Mack rides off into the depths of the athletic department to be brought out for an occasional PR event

Break glass only in the event of fund raising.....