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Saturday, December 14, 2013
It Ain't A Deal Until They're Burning Gas
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The Longhorns were set. Mack was stepping down, and we had a savior in Nick Saban.
but...wait something is wrong. Saban is staying at Alabama and Mack has decided to rededicate himself for one more year?
But this guy told us it was a done deal? We forgot one important rule, "It ain't a deal until they are burning gas."
This coming the same day that this guys high school coach said he personally called Mack Brown over ten times about Famous J, and Mack never called him back?
Word out of Mack's office is the kid wouldn't play safety, so Mack declined. Plus it's a long way to Florida and Mack is busy fluffing new AD Peterson. So many sexual favors and so little time. Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do for his university and to keep his job..
From deep in the bowels of Mack's man cave, I am told by a trusted insider that Mack may be rethinking his decision to stay, after an incident?
I got a call this morning, from my insider, that Mack awoke and called his BFF Case McCoy, to discuss next season. When Case told Mack he had no eligibility left and was done, Mack's head began to spin, he uttered 'F@#K me, F@#K me, F@#K me," and began spitting green pea soup all over my insiders Longhorn jammies.
but...Bill Powers acted quickly and brought in noted exorcist Chip Brown, and the demons inside Brown were quickly dispatched. Powers gave Chip his $99 and they both exited the man cave.
Meanwhile in Alabama, families are hanging out and enjoying the good news. Things are getting back to normal.
Nick the Great is in charge and looking forward to his down time at his new mansion in Austin.
He got one of the sweetheart deals. He was offered $10 million a year and the mansion. If he changed his mind, he lost the $10mil but kept the house. Sweet..
Bonus - Bonus - Bonus - Bonus - Bonus - Bonus
Sorry about the picture quality but my insider was hiding and could only get this grainy picture of Mack latest recruit.
His name is Johnny f##king Football.( No not that one, it's a new one.) He is a senior at an as yet unnamed high school in Alabama.
Word is Mack took the kid sight unseen, and relied on a recommendation from, wait for it, Nick Saban. That's right, they have become best of friends and Nick just couldn't wait help out his new bud.
Saban told Mack the kid is 6'6 and has a rocket arm, a 44 inch vertical leap runs a 4.2/40. He has 6% body fat, and can also play safety.
Shit, why worry, were back. May the gods save Mack Brown and all his fans.
It Ain't A Deal Until They're Burning Gas
The Longhorns were set. Mack was stepping down, and we had a savior in Nick Saban.
but...wait something is wrong. Saban is staying at Alabama and Mack has decided to rededicate himself for one more year?
But this guy told us it was a done deal? We forgot one important rule, "It ain't a deal until they are burning gas."
This coming the same day that this guys high school coach said he personally called Mack Brown over ten times about Famous J, and Mack never called him back?
Word out of Mack's office is the kid wouldn't play safety, so Mack declined. Plus it's a long way to Florida and Mack is busy fluffing new AD Peterson. So many sexual favors and so little time. Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do for his university and to keep his job..
From deep in the bowels of Mack's man cave, I am told by a trusted insider that Mack may be rethinking his decision to stay, after an incident?
I got a call this morning, from my insider, that Mack awoke and called his BFF Case McCoy, to discuss next season. When Case told Mack he had no eligibility left and was done, Mack's head began to spin, he uttered 'F@#K me, F@#K me, F@#K me," and began spitting green pea soup all over my insiders Longhorn jammies.
but...Bill Powers acted quickly and brought in noted exorcist Chip Brown, and the demons inside Brown were quickly dispatched. Powers gave Chip his $99 and they both exited the man cave.
Meanwhile in Alabama, families are hanging out and enjoying the good news. Things are getting back to normal.
Nick the Great is in charge and looking forward to his down time at his new mansion in Austin.
He got one of the sweetheart deals. He was offered $10 million a year and the mansion. If he changed his mind, he lost the $10mil but kept the house. Sweet..
Bonus - Bonus - Bonus - Bonus - Bonus - Bonus
Sorry about the picture quality but my insider was hiding and could only get this grainy picture of Mack latest recruit.
His name is Johnny f##king Football.( No not that one, it's a new one.) He is a senior at an as yet unnamed high school in Alabama.
Word is Mack took the kid sight unseen, and relied on a recommendation from, wait for it, Nick Saban. That's right, they have become best of friends and Nick just couldn't wait help out his new bud.
Saban told Mack the kid is 6'6 and has a rocket arm, a 44 inch vertical leap runs a 4.2/40. He has 6% body fat, and can also play safety.
Shit, why worry, were back. May the gods save Mack Brown and all his fans.
