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That's your wife. She told me she went to Stephen F. Austin University. I am sorry man.

Gilbert has been given an unconditional release from his scholarship. He is going to begin visit Junior Colleges. Longhorns QB Gilbert leaving Texas

When do the Astro's play? Oh, what the hell! The Lastros are banned from the playoffs for illegal boosters. I'm putting my my money where Miller Lite's are cold and everyone drinks a manly beer. Go Brew!

Peter Schrager said it best in his column " Change Hurts. Karma bites conference switching teams." These schools think they are leaving to greener pastures because they can't make it to the Ship. These schools are tearing apart their fan base. I for one can't wait for their Roman collapse...

I believe a&m showed college football that OSU has weaknesses. As for BlowU, Texas is young enough to not be intimidated. I predict Texas wins both games. Long live the SWC, Big Eight, Luv Ya Blue, and Philly waking up and giving the keys to VY.

Goodbye Aggies, I guess the SEC did not get the memo. There are only two things that come out of Texas: and the Second Elite Conference did not get the horns. Go SWC, the Big 8, and Luv Ya Blue.

It was a mistaken identity. He kept telling everyone he was Philly's starting quarterback, so they automatically assumed he was the conVick. It was until later they found out he was trying to impersonate the soon to be starting Philly quarterback VY. Long live the SWC and the hopes that...

The two main problems with ou is their cheerleaders look like football players. and the boz can't act. Long live the Big 8 and Luv Ya Blue.

Rumor has it that Kubi - yak submitted the two penalty plays to the Commish. He submitted the tapes in hopes that those same zebra stripes don't call the game when the Texans get to the Superbowl. Long Live the Big 8, old SW, and Luv Ya Blue!

I got to see UT's man child Estelle . He is bigger and better than advertised. He will make a great addition to the great UT offensive lines. He is huge and has great wing span. He had four pancakes while I was at the game. He probably could of had more if they did not call off the dogs...

What new owner? Crane has to get by the Dr. Bud Sevil and his evil army of owners. As Bud Selig would say " I will sell the team for 1 million dollars! Whoohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"

Houston does not need the Big 12. We have conference USA, the most dominate high school district in the country. If Bob Lanier was our state governor, he would use the rainy day fund to hep by our way into the Big Eight or the SEC. Long live the SWC and the Big Eight.

Trinity looked tough in their win over Heritage, and Pearland got an early tail kicking. Allen and sleep still look like the cream of the crop.

Texas's little brother is going to a conference who looks like they have only one strong team on top LSU. The Big 12 is taking care of business, and ATM better hope they don't suffer the same fate as Nebraska and CU. Long live the SWC and the Big Eight.

Do you think he might want to own the Astros? Let's get back to the ship. Yankees suck, Red Sox stink, and the Astro's are having tryouts. All players that are weekend softball warriors are aloud to tryout. Long live the Colt45 and Jack's on the Rocks.

Is that a size increasing ring or a hoop. I also heard Chaz Bono probably got his/her at the same place.

Watching Pitt whip a slow Notre Dame team. I am looking forward to the atm game. I love watching the Big 12 teams send teams out of their conference with their tail in between their legs. Long live the SWC and the Big Eight.