Guys, I expect more from you. I take a small vacation and I come back to this??????????????? Where's the tail? Here ya go, proper style. DOUBLE TROUBLE! WHOAAAAA! Yeah, another one of her. She's smokin' hot More to come manana! My Texas Relays preview will be NICE!

We are not recruiting Torshiro Davis or Daje Johnson anymore it sounds like. Davis is no big surprise but Johnson seemed ready to leap to Texas (from TCU). Just about every Big XII school offered Johnson a scholarship and I guess TCU is his place. His bad!

I thought he had committed to LSU? Now I am hearing that he enrolled in classes at Notre Dame. I need to pay more attention! Tough for LSU if it is true.

An NCAA bid is truly in jeopardy this year for our Longhorns. A win vs. Kansas State would look good. Our RPI rank is 62 and our strength of schedule is 74. Need to beat K-State who hovers around 25 in the rankings this week.

Of THE JESSICA SIMPSON. Oh Romo, you messed this one up bud. I'll let her know Matt Schaub is available.

The Maverick will not be allowed to meet President Obama along with his teammates because of a gun charge while he was "hopped up" on something a few years back. The WH ran a background check on the stellar individual and determined he was too much of a misfit to be allowed on premise. Here is...

I went to the donut shop this morning after going to the game yesterday, WHICH WAS AMAZING, and there were 4 folks wearing Texans jerseys. They were complete strangers and they were hugging and chatting like they were related. They weren't, but they were excited as hell about the Texans and...

Romo has a hurt hand, Jerry Jones is back to calling the shots visibly on the sideline and the defense looks worse than the flag football team's down the road. Dallas gets blown out this weekend is my prediction.

Time to party like its 1999. I'll miss the guy because he had such style and grace.

That he has more than 6 wives. Can you spot 'em???

Anybody watch Dexter? The final season is good! The Edward James Olmos character is freaky as hell! And what happened to that blond lab assistant?

I was flipping channels and turned to Fox News and listening to this panel on Hannity and this girl is on the cover of Playboy! A Conservative chick on the Playboy Cover? Cannot say I mind.